mossy

when your pussy is clean and wet

my pussy is mossy

by suckmypussy123 January 17, 2022

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mossy

when something is “sick” and “swag”

those new shoes are very mossy my guy

by sydawg April 13, 2021

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Mossy pancakes

A vagina so nasty and ugly you puke at the sight of it

That girl so fugly she has to have mossy pancakes

by $$$Cash-ching$$$ October 12, 2016

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Messy Mossy

(v.)

To skeet on your own hands after sex and proceed to rub it down your partner's back. Often accompanied with a lie saying that you're actually applying moisturizer.

(n.)

The act of a messy mossy.

Etymology: Originated from the legendary pioneer/Manc bastard.

Tom needs to stay away from the local women because he'll messy mossy them.

Tom messy mossied that girl on his birthday. It'll be a night he'll never forget.

Tom gave that girl a messy mossy!

Tom is a messy mosser.

by EH & HC October 22, 2008

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