The Swedish Moris Dance

This involves building a large pile of faeces, over a period of months, keeping it stored in a cool, dry place to esnure maximum conservation. One should then invite their partner over for a 'romantic dinner'. Following this, an invitation to Moris Dance. Whilst dancing force them into the cupboard and rub their face in the excrement. Then lock the cupboard, and proceed to ejaculate on the door handle, mixing it with superglue. Then proceed to sing the swedish national anthem until she can get out of the cupboard. Upon exiting her hand will become glued to the door handle, and mixed with the giz. Then shit on her feet and invite a swedish man over to regail her with a tale of the old country of sweden.

Last night I gave some girl with one leg The Swedish Moris Dance. She called the police and I'm facing 3 years in jail.

by Justice Crime February 4, 2007

TNT Memento Mori

TNT-Memento Mori is a crew a RDR2 that supports a pedophile. The TNT part is an abbreviation for Trash n Terrible. Owner of the crew is TNT-MIKKIM_, but he hides like a pussy on alternate accounts.

TNT Memento Mori gets their ass kicked on RDR2 by other crews.
TNT Memento Mori gets slaughtered by Murphy’s Law and hides in the lobby from ML (Murphy’s Law)

by TNT-MIKKIM_ May 8, 2022

malo mori qaum foedari

Latin for: Death Before Dishonor

the translation needs no example

by Ali SK August 29, 2005

Mory

Often an attractive guy with a big dick, the ladies loves him and he loves the ladies...

Oh man, your sexy like a Mory

by Skinkboll August 18, 2017

speriamo mori

This is a term used by the public, especially on the occasion of mistakes of athletes in sports competitions.

"Speriamo mori, cretino"

by sanabria153 February 27, 2019

Funes Mori

Latin.

1 To spaff a player out of your team to then replace them the very next game

Citeh have West Ham next, you're going to regret spaffing Ags.

Doesn't matter mate, will just Funes Mori him.

by Tampon Tax January 30, 2020

Memento mori

Memento mori is remember death from Latin to English and a greeting from the the game death by daylight

Honestly I have no example of memento mori

by YourLocalTvRemote June 6, 2020