mortificied

Coolest guy in the universe with the MOST friends and gets all the pussy, he has a mount Everest shaped dick that stretches so hard that you wouldn't be able to see the tip.

mortificied is a beast

by Mortificied July 15, 2017

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marctified

When an older gentleman sitting at a bar with you knows the answer to all life's questions and teaches you that your on the wrong path.

I got marctified at the bar yesterday.

by Scarecrow Rich November 4, 2018

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Murdified

To be corrected;

This is an audio engineering term, originating from music producer/engineer that is very thorough with his work. www.micmurdbeatz.com

The beat needed to be murdified.

by Wonder Woman0679 February 20, 2019

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Modified Sudafed

Another word for meth, methamphetamine, crystal meth

Meth is a horrible word, modified Sudafed sounds much better

by Slim1133 March 20, 2019

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modified blumpkin

A man receiving a blow job while the female is sitting on the toilet taking a shit.

My girlfriend loves giving me a modified Blumpkin while taking a dump on the toilet.

by DJR632 April 19, 2020

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The follow up to famous Juicy Jizz January, Fortified Fucking February allows one to fuck as hard as they physically can due to the amount of nutting and gay porn watching.

Only works if one participated in Juicy Jizz January.

Ashley: "hey babe guess what~"

Brian: "What?"

Ashley: "Its Fortified Fucking February! I hope your dick is ready~"

by Unkindled Hunter January 27, 2021

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