refinance your mortgage

the act of financing your mortgage again, in other words shitting on your partner

"I love to refinance your mortgage every single night!"

by jerry c June 24, 2007

mortage

Word coined by political Teabaggers to mean (in ungrammatical fashion) "death" (like "carnage"), destruction, or ruin.

Origin: "Please don't mortage my childs (sic) future."

Example: "Man, that French slasher flick had a lot of mortage in it!"

by liberalisnotabadword March 31, 2010

Morganed

The act of mullikining everything in sight due to stress.

Um...wasn't there a bunch of food here this morning?
Yeah, it got morganed by Two-Slice...she's having a bad day.

by Iben Wakenoff August 23, 2018

Morganed

Getting backstabbed by a trusted confidant/trusted friend

I got Morganed when my order did not get delivered on Wedensday instead of Thursday.

by EL&D February 13, 2024