Mort 

a dangerous war criminal and dictator. responsible for countless genocides and civil wars throughout his 32 year long reign. his most notable killing was the deaths of his 12 unnamed wives

oof, looks like Mort just committed another ethnic cleansing

Mort by Lord Pilaf December 28, 2021

mort 

a fine ass instagram groupchat

-Hey, check what I sent on mort.
-Yo bro this shit is bussin!

mort by mortlover18 January 6, 2022

Mort 

Is a term used for someone incredibly dumb who lacks life skills. They have a constant look of idiocy on their face and they may also look punchable since you spend most of your time trying to get them to understand you!

If you like repeating yourself speak to a mort. If you like loosing brain cells speak to a mort.

I had asked luca to bring the washing in so it didn’t get wet but instead he watered it with the hose and explained it needed a further rinse.. luca is such a mort, doesn’t do anything right.

Mort by Anna wise January 29, 2022

mort 

a sexual kink where you suck the living shit out of a tongue

Yeah man I'm into morting, that shii is HOT

mort by mama mort March 13, 2022

Mort 

a little devious menacing looking troll man with long musty hair, ragged unkept clothes and a stick covered in blood. He is the embodiment of evil and enjoys mass murder on a Sundays to wind down. Over the years he has gathered a cult of people who will die and kill for him, he frequently abuses them for a laugh. Mort is wanted in 134 countries for war crimes and if spotted get on your knees and pray he has eaten today.

Other names include Pablo Escobar, Osama Bin Laden, Joseph Stalin and Katy Butchard

Dude, Mort only killed 47384839 people today, he must be having a good day

Mort by Domingo Catfish April 24, 2022

Mort 

A sexy critter AKA as Ollie who obeys his master King Julien at all times and loves a good glizzy guzzling.

Mort turns around and gets dropped by Sheman

Mort by ShemanTheGerman May 10, 2022

mort 

Mort also known as NPC, usually given to people who say “Why are we like this” and use laughing emojis unironically

wow! what a mort

mort by juanjuan2007 July 16, 2022