Lemon Moon Pie

Milf fucking.

"Hey man I got some of Mrs. Neutrons Lemon Moon Pie last night."

by Emily's Fucking Wrong April 20, 2019

Sparkling Gay West Virginia Moon Pie

When someone deficates into a paper bag, pours copious amounts of glitter and sprinkles into it and puts firecrackers in it to light on someone's door step.

"Dave needs a sparkling gay West Virginia moon pie delivered to his door step immediately."

by Redfox30 March 9, 2022

rainbow moon pie

When two interracial men are having hot steamy sex and use their sweat mixed with semen and feces as a mask for a facial.

I heard that Jake and Daquan gave each other Rainbow Moon Pies in the break room last week.

by MrDrummerDude October 13, 2015

Vanilla moon pie

the act of jizzing between a white girls asshole as she takes a shit on your dick. (verb)
also known as a tasty snack enjoyed by shaq and kobe.

i was analing her and then as i came she vanilla moon pied me

by Johnny Von Fuck your cock December 28, 2009

Baby Moon Pie Shit

You know that feeling you get laying down in the sand and the sand is covering you like a gay ass Blanket

Bro that’s feels like Baby Moon Pie Shit

by BreezyRang February 14, 2018

Barbecue moon pie

A stereotypical remark made about blacks in the south because they indulge in moon pies and barbecue. Making a similar reference to menthol marijuana.

"Yo can a nigga get a barbecue moon pie and a grape soda?"

by Dave N'Busta February 16, 2010

creamy moon pie

A creamy moon pie is when a female (or male) deficates on a plate then molds it into a patty similar to how one would shape Play-doh. Then a male parter that they are sexual involved with ejaculates on the feces and the two share the fresh "creamy moon pie."

"Hey babe, wanna cum to my place and have a creamy moon pie?"

by Andrew12486! April 6, 2017