Ginger Moody

Tubby little Revolting, French-biting, never-wanking, freckle sniffing, wart licking, child-befriending, brain-lacking, publicly-venting, curry chips-begging, repugnant little orange toad. He smiles in sadness with his puffy little gingerness. Spreading gingervitis faster then a cheap french prostitute spreads gonorrhea of the throat. Constantly farts whilst taking a maths exam, usually with 3 small ginger pubes barely masking his downwards half-chode which pisses demented fanta. In the full moon he howls and becomes a ginger manatee, fiddles with his flute around kindergardens. Abhorrent, vulgar, excrecable, beyond the pale, scandalous, scurvy, loathly, deplorable, shameless little GINGERRR

Child:Mummy, something from the sewer bit me
Mum: Oh horror, you are becoming bright orange
Ginger Moody quietly staggers away his lips redder then his hair with blood
Mum: I know it is your birthday, and your father just died, but I cannot tolerate this. I THINK YOU HAVE GINGEVITIS.
The child runs away just as his mother is about to sacrifice him, and escapes to an abandoned old house. The mother gathers the whole village and with torches, they run to euthanise him before all is lost. The child sees himself in the broken mirror, and upon seeing his gingerness, he cries aloud in shame, and mortified by what he has become, he takes his life, repenting for his sins, and the sneaky Ginger Moody has escaped once again.

by Brodychoad November 16, 2020

mookid

Name for the less productive members of a development team, such as the solutions architect, art director, tech lead, etc (as opposed to the individual coders/testers/designers). Stems from these members looking/acting like useless cows.

The mookids are calling another meeting to discuss nothing.

The fat-headed mookids are chewing on their cuds of nothingness.

by Charles von Clerk December 15, 2008

Moody Blues

A British pyschedelic/progressive rock band from the '60s that is often overlooked for other bands such as Pink Floyd, Jethro Tull, King Crimson, Genesis, and Electric Light Orchestra. Their signature sound was due to Mike Pinder with his Mellotron and Ray Thomas with his flute. The Moody Blues was the first rock band to feature a flute as a main instrument, not Jethro Tull, and the first rock band to record an album with an orchestra.

The most famous Moody Blues song is Nights In White Satin.

by Steve May 7, 2005

Fonky Monky Friday

Something the youtuber Corpse Husband DMs to famous people.

If AOC followed me back I would simply DM her Fonky Monky Friday

by wren.the.pigeon October 23, 2020

moody boots

1) A person who acts like they are in a bad mood for no reason
2) When a person is in a good mood and then somebody makes a joke about them and they get mad

Jason was being a moody boots all day
After I cracked on Matt's moustache, he was being moody boots

by Jerm Juice September 19, 2006

Mookie-butter

n. 1. Exceptionally creamy, viscous fecal matter commonly occurring after a meal at White Castle or watching an entire episode of The View.

"I just laid out some nasty mookie-butter. It looked like soft-serve."

by Sir Spoonington September 30, 2008

mookfoot

It's when someone goes down holding his ankle & his foot is pointing in the wrong direction. Happens about once every 2 1/2 years.

You'll be like, "Holy shit! His foot is all bent sideways!" and he'll be like, "Aghhhhh! My fuckin' ankle!!!", and I'll be like, "see, that's Mookfoot"

by Moges February 6, 2014