mew-chtch; verb. To walk in the local area for the sake of walking; often in order to de-stone oneself after a session. Often this is accompanied with stopping off for chippy and a fight before returning home.
"Feel a bit er, stoned, can we go for a mooch"
"I've been taken ill all of a sudden; fancy a mooch?"
"I've been taken ill all of a sudden; fancy a mooch?"
by Luke Prescott November 21, 2007
A scab or freeloader who comes to your house uninvited and overstays his welcome (For more than about 3 days) and proceeds to eat all your food, stink up your bathroom, take all your drugs and just generally leech all the blood from your body during their stay.
"Don't let Jae in again, he is the biggest moocher."
"Your'e not coming over if your'e going to mooch again!"
Q: "Where have you been the last few days, son?" - MOM
A: "Just mooching at Jae's for a while."
"Your'e not coming over if your'e going to mooch again!"
Q: "Where have you been the last few days, son?" - MOM
A: "Just mooching at Jae's for a while."
by Diego June 30, 2003
To assure someone you will pay (literally or symbolically) them back, but have no actual plans to do so. You can still have a good heart though, so it is ok.
Ed mooches off of many. Ed mooched off of Rick and Katie, but he promised he would pay them back. Ed eventually buys a ukulele, believing his music will lure in some magic. Ed has a good heart. Therefore, he decides to name his new wave band, The Mooch. The acknowledgement of his moochy ways helps him rest in a grey scaling of the true meaning of repayment . The Mooch becomes successul, attracting many heavy jammers. Ed never forgets the origins of his band's title. He even writes a song called Katie In The Mud With Magic. However, Ed never pays Katie back. Is Ed still a moocher?
by mamalunardog March 11, 2017
Anthony Scaramucci got fired in less than 10 days in the White House. That is what you call to be Mooched. LOL
by Azarvet August 01, 2017
"Hey, I thought you just started working at McDonalds, what happened?"
"Boss caught me taking a leak in the jar of pickles and I got mooched."
"Boss caught me taking a leak in the jar of pickles and I got mooched."
by 420XD August 01, 2017
Getting Mooched: Getting fired from your new job in 10 days or less.
Getting double Mooched: Getting divorced and fired within 10 days.
Getting triple Mooched: Quitting your previous really good job, getting divorced AND getting fired.
Getting double Mooched: Getting divorced and fired within 10 days.
Getting triple Mooched: Quitting your previous really good job, getting divorced AND getting fired.
"Tony just got Mooched! He made an inappropriate phone call in front of a customer and got fired on the spot!"
"OMG you know Vincenzo?" "Yeah". "You know his wife left him because he got a new job working for that guy who doesn't respect women?" "Yeah, sure." "He just got fired for shitting with the toilet seat down." "Man he only started there 10 days ago!" "Yeah he got double Mooched!"
"OMG you know Vincenzo?" "Yeah". "You know his wife left him because he got a new job working for that guy who doesn't respect women?" "Yeah, sure." "He just got fired for shitting with the toilet seat down." "Man he only started there 10 days ago!" "Yeah he got double Mooched!"
by Lalalalegend July 31, 2017
Dude, Anthony Scramucci (Mooch) got mooched so bad. LOL! He even didn't last 10 days in the White House. He was like, whoever don't follow rules they need to leave, they will be fired. Guess who got fired? Mooch! Mooch got mooched. Muhahahahaaaa
by Azarvet August 01, 2017