monson

1. A bad mistake

2. An arrogant person who strives to make themselves feel better by making fun of others.

1. Carl, hitting on that fat chick was such a monson!

2. Dude, making fun of that retarded kid only makes you a monson.

by mlb1497 August 21, 2005

monson

Any large object which is shape like a fallace, especially the penis

Did you see that hot dog? Man, it was such a monson!

by lsuwanksta September 16, 2006

Monzo

A rich London twat giving a blow job

Pay for dinner and I'll monzo you

by Monzo king September 27, 2019

Monzo

A very white irish man with a huge dick that dangles when he plays hockey.

Damn did you see Monzo?

by fawty June 3, 2014

Monsontra, Beniquila

A well-known avant-garde author, co-author of The Epic of Popes, Pinaples, Peni, and Prince Charles Being Carried Into the Abyss of My Lord," along with Fippleosa McDurfur and Tra-quee Squeebenhofen III.

I am a great admirer of the work of Beniquila Monsontra.

by Mel July 15, 2008

Mononix

An annoying douchebag who always tells everyone he can hack, but in reality he can't.

That person is a Mononix.

by Doctor No Nose May 30, 2016

mongonto

drinking rotten juice and battery packs then the person whose eyes rolls over first gets tied to a trailer and get towed

this fucking muslim mongonto is retarded

by kwataffel123 June 10, 2022