Beer Monocle

When you are going to sleep with someone unattractive, but you are just drunk enough to not care.

Yo you are way out of Sarah's league.
Yeah, I know. I Just had my Beer Monocle on.

by stoneystupidface April 8, 2018

The Reverse Monocle

A variation of the (Eye) Socket Fuck...Having someone take out their prosthetic eye and assume the doggy style position. Wedge the eye in the butt crack, just above the balloon knot. Have great sex...for a twist on The Pirate, try the Pirate Monocle, pull out on cum on the fake eye. Kicking in the shin or equivalent is optional...

"Hey Boss..."
..."Yeah?"
"You remember that hot chick with the fake eye?"
..."Yeah"
"I did the The Reverse Monocle all over her ass last night...Arrgh..."
..."Nice..."

by The real Keyser Soze April 13, 2013

swedish monocle

when you place your testicle on your partners eye(usually this move is only used if you have only one testy(yes there are people with one testy)). Its called "swedish" because the swedes do stuff like that for fun.

jessica was passed out drunk at Jimbobs, so I gave her a swedish monocle. it fit her well.

by JMACfuck November 22, 2007

frog monocle

An undefined or secret sexual position, usually used by inexperienced people as a joke when friends refer to the "rusty trombone" or other position. It is debated weather the frog monocle is a real position, or a joke, as the "alligator fuckhouse."

Used as a verb, i.e.: "I'm going to frog monocle you, sexy"
NOUN a noun, as in "Let's do the frog monocle."

Hey, I gave that chick a pearl necklace
Yeah, I was busy with...uh, givin' her the ol' frog monocle.

by Taylor02 April 14, 2008

monocle

when a chap cums around a girls eye

"he just gave me a monocle"

"want a monocle bitch?"

by neil057 September 6, 2007

monocle shark

A derisive term used to describe the styling of the 2010 BMW S 1000 RR motorcycle. The bike features an ill-matched set of design elements which includes one round headlight paired with one triangular headlight, and large "fish gill" shaped vents located in Japanese-styled bodywork.

Man, that new BMW is fast, but the designers must have been dropping acid to dream up the dastardly monocle shark.

by XB Swordsman May 12, 2009

Monocode

A set of rules present by a New Jersey congress in 1664 for those men who play woman. The list is in levels from A-Z.

" Monocode: A is to bring in"

by ThatOneDudeWhoIs22 January 7, 2012