Dirty Molerat

An uncircumcised penis covered in feces. Normally occurs after anal sex with a russian midget or any other dirty eastern European.

The man had sex with the whore and when he pulled out and noticed the dirty molerat squirming in his pants.

by Orat Daggus December 20, 2010

molerat

A poor 'white trash' type female with 'rat like' features,
(pointed nose, thin face, tail, etc.) considered to be a slut or a hooker.

Man! What did you think you were doing taking that girl out? Everyone knows that she's a molerat!

Whoa? That feral girl slept with the whole football team? Seems like a molerat to me!

by Lorii July 25, 2007

moofer

one who is better than everyone in cal-o

by CAL|Wader April 9, 2003

moofer

cocky; arrogant son of a bitch.

you are such a moofer

by Jon April 8, 2003

molers

a Haitian sensation.

damn that girl is hot...but nothing compared to molers.

by aimers May 3, 2006

Naked Molerat

When a man skins of the foreskin on his penis and scrotum area, then soaks it in water until wrinkled. He then inserts his penis into a woman's asshole after she takes a crap and doesn't wipe.

Dave totally Naked Molerat-ed Jenny after she was trying to do a Dirty Sanchez.

by The Naked Newfag June 23, 2011

moofer

Sometimes used as a term of endearment to refer to sub woofers. Also used as submoofer. Usually seen on car stereo forums and bulletins on the internet.

OMFG that moofer is teh sexxors! How much did it cost?

Now I have some moofage in my ride.

My moofers is pounding out some deebeez!

by flak_monkey July 11, 2007