mohamed

The coolest kid in Valley Stream

Ohh God...I wish I was Mohamed.

by Mike Ock Itches May 14, 2006

Mohammed

Mohammed is a Somalian shmuck whos hairline ran away

I know Mohammed isn’t mafia, but I say we vote him out cause his hairline is distracting

by Momos hairline November 4, 2019

mohammed

mohammed is a handsome guy,who likes to crack jokes.Any girl who gets him will be the luckiest person in the world.He will make your day wonderful.

look!
thats mohammed

by blablabo January 27, 2018

Mohammed

Just a sexy man that is handsome, amazing, kind, and smart.

He is every girls dream boy to have. He is funny, caring, and overall a cool guy to hangout with.

Mohammed is Sooo amazing dude!

by Thatkid6969 December 3, 2018

Mohammed

A Persian guy who lives in Al Ain which he has a microscopic penis and isn’t a pleasure in bed

And he’s a hairy douche

Mohammed isn’t a man

by Abdulla al dhaheri12 April 18, 2019

Mohammed

Mohammed the most sexiest guy ever. He'll steal ur girl in less than a second. Hes the worlds smartest kid. He loves all his friends so much. He always has his friends back and would fight anyone who would talk shit abt them. Mohammed is always horny and overall the sexiest man alive with a big dick. You would be the luckiest person in the world if you have a Mohammed in ur life. And last but not least hes tall as fuck.

Jimmy: OH SHIT IS THAT MOHAMMED
Jeff: yh bro hide ur girl asap or else he'll steal her
*Mohammed comes and steals Jimmys girl*
Mohammed: Sorry bro😉

by MrStealUrGirl21 June 12, 2020

mohammed

A perfect human being with a great sense of humour . He can easily become one of ur closest friends . Handsome , funny , kind and an amazing friend . You can trust him with anything and he'll always cheer you up when you're down . Always there for his friends , looks great with and without glasses , has an amazing personality with the most loving heart . Who doesn't miss Mohammed when he's not around?? Absolutely no one

PERSON 1: that boy is so awesome
PERSON 2: i wonder if his name is Mohammed

by sarah's soulmate March 6, 2022