IGCSE Mock Examinations

1) Huge events that take place during the month of may due to a student's will to pursue a higher education; or he/she can't dosen't give a fuck but their parents are douches who make them do it anyway.

2) Examinations that make all candidates shit their pants studying, yet are not the actual Cambrige set exams.

3) A method of torture/examinations, involving the tearing of a new asshole, that rewards the victim/student with a certificate worth shit, that displays their level of achievment/stupidity.

4) A series of examinations only accessible to international students (rich punk bitches), in which all candidates are innevitabely fucked for.

Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Greetings fellow student. Are you available this may for some major partying?"
Rich punk bitch: "Appologies old chap, but I will be taking my IGCSE examinations."
Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Dude, you're fucked"

Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Hey man, why are you walking sideways?"
Rich punk bitch: "I sat my IGCSEs last month"

by guy that sat the IGCSE mocks April 15, 2009

mockcest

Sexual intercourse between two members of the same mock trial team. Often done by members of the Cornell University Mock Trial Team from the years 2004 to present. Severe inebriation often serves as both a sexual and social lubricant. See New York Times v. Sullivan for more details.

Debbie's forte is mockcest.

by Mr. Mickey McQuiggles March 1, 2009

mockortunity

A fake opportunity usually used by a supervisor as a means to get you to do something extra with minimal chance of any real benefit.

My boss told me that she had a terrific opportunity for me that would enhance my career. After she told me about it though, it sounded more like a mockortunity to me.

by Mark Rosenlaff February 16, 2008

Mockatang

A collective group of greyhounds.

The mockatangs raced around the dog park before resting in the shade.

by Over the rainbow 2930 May 30, 2022

Mockingjay

a mix between a jabberjay and a mockingbird. From The Hunger Games.

The Mockingjay sang sweetly as the sun rose.

by Zozoyoyo January 24, 2012

mockatarian

n.
1. One who loosely practices vegetarianism.
2. A fake, wannabe or former herbivore.

adj.
1. Kind of or somewhat relating to vegetarianism or vegetarians, but only when it is convenient or ‘cool’ to do so.
2. Not consisting primarily or wholly of vegetables and vegetable products, consumes a lot of seafood especially salmon and shrimp (sushi is a huge weakness) and loves animal products such as stinky cheese.

mike was a vegetarian....no chicken, no beef, no seafood. he now eats seafood therefore he is no longer a vegetarian, but a mockatarian.

by boodody March 1, 2005

mockingbird

A bird who never sleeps, imitates other birds and animals, car horns, and whatnot, and doesn't shut up all night long, just because it is looking for a mate.

They can be recognized by their song: 'Chirrup chirrup chirrup tweet tweet tweet beep beep beep twirrup twirrup twirrup weet weet weet honk honk honk cheep cheep cheep bereep bereep bereep ...'

After being kept awake for 10 nights by the non-stop singing of the stupid mockingbird in the tree outside my bedroom, I lit up a stick of dynamite to blow up the tree and kill the annoying critter for good.

by Boxcar Bob November 5, 2006