Mitch is an attention seeking bitch who will use you to find out stuff then throw you away, which is good, you do NOT want to become close with a Mitch. Mitch has no friends and nobody likes him because he has a reputation that presents him as a dick. He has a tinnyyyyy little penis and nobody will ever love him....except the super realllyyy desperate ones named Arawyn.
by 666imjuliesmith April 11, 2018
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is a mixture of mean and bitch
Man my ex-wife sure is a mitch!!
by kwa0480 August 21, 2009
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(n,v,adv,adj,etc) Anything, is used to replace other words...
"Mitch" Happens...Life is a "Mitch"....Go "Mitch" Yourself..."Mitchin'" Awesome
by PNordic June 3, 2005
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The generic name given to all snakes regardless of gender.
Barry:Speaking to Mitch The Snake Unleash the fury!
by Zedek August 27, 2009
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he is a pedophile, watch out for Mitch, also so is Nick, and that substitute that keeps looking at you weirdly,
That's Mitch, run you are only 13.
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A mean selfish man, sometimes compared to Scrooge. He also prides himself on denying his friends from seeing him and likes to take other's sayings.
Mitch is being a Scrooge and won't come see me.
by Emmm Lawren December 17, 2010
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A Child with over active hormones, and yet grows too slow, zits often times cover "a mitch's" face, and often have small teeth
"wow look at that little kid, he sounds as if he smokes twenty packs a day, and just look at his face, there is barely a querter of an inch not covered with zits"

"what a Mitch"
by Joseph, the Miller June 7, 2007
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