Mitch

An extremely nice guy, great with girls, good friends, but god is he stupid. Although he means well, a Mitch typically finds himself in situations where he is being held at gunpoint by multiple gangs/mafias/close friends.

MITCH says:
hey man, do you need help with your homework

ANDY- i need homework help from ANNNYYONE!! says:
...na man... i'm alright...

by Chris Boost July 23, 2009

mitch

a mitch is a usually a boy who is trapped in life, doesnt know weather he wants to be straight gay or bi sexual, loves touching arab pee pees and putting a digit in a old mans arse, likes to masturbate while lighting candles. for fun mitches like to play a game called keep the flame, this game insists of shoving a lit candle up the anus and pulling it out again with the flame still alive, to do this u have to have a loose asshole

that blokes the biggest MITCH ever

by tijah October 29, 2008

Mitch

A person that does not own a cell phone and that also does not appreciate when someone tries to be the bigger person. Also known as an overall failure at life with poor looks and no sense of humor. With a pinch of femininity and a dash of stupidity, Mitches only like the company of garden gnomes and propelling things up anuses.

Caution: remove all gnomes from the neighborhood - some stupid Mitch has been seen lurking.

Quit being such a Mitch

by celeste2008 April 7, 2008

mitch

A politically correct term for bitch in the military

Sheriff bill is being a real mitch today

by dirtboy June 19, 2014

Mitch

A male bitch, or Andrew Cameron.

"Do you know Andrew Cameron? He's such a fucking Mitch."

by Mj9067 February 23, 2015

mitch

Abbreviation on Michelin Man. This name can be used to describe a large person with rolls of flab.

"Man, who is that huge woman?"
"Oh, that's Mitch... I mean Sue..."

by Corinne Simpson October 15, 2006

Mitch

Someone who constantly makes excuses as to why he can't go do shit with his homies. Basically a Man bitch
Hince the name

Homie-"Dude lets go sky diving!"
Mitch-"ah man idk I gotta do laundry and feed my fish"
Homie- "damn, don't me such a Mitch"

by The guy with awesome words April 28, 2014