Minecraft

The meeting place of all annoying 10-12 year olds. Nobody knows what they are talking about because they are speaking in a very broken English that scientists suspect are from the child being hit in the head so hard that his head slammed into the keyboard.

Jim: Tim, do you play minecraft?
Tim: yersh i em tho gud it ti

by DrPooptickler December 30, 2014

Minecrafter

A person who has a very large penis and smashes Alex for 20 hours per 20 hours

"bro are you a minecrafter???" "Hell yea" "HOLY SHIT"

by Jjjkwksjdjr March 26, 2020

Minecraft

Basically like a drug once you get it you can never stop using it

Kid 1:Dude wanna go play Cod black ops

Kid 2:*flips other kid off* Shut up I'm building a tunnel in minecraft that goes from one side of the map to the other so fuck off!
Kid 1:Fine ill go play by myself

by tehsnipingninja123 August 31, 2011

Minecraft

Minecraft is the best game ever. It will live on for 10003829739273937392763396383783 years. :)

You: MINECRAFT IS AWESOME!
Person: 1003820739237288263% YES!

by Karen_Kyle_Kevin October 29, 2019

Minecraft

A video game with blocks.

Synonym of Mc

Minecraft is very cool btw

by DerK_ January 26, 2022

Minecraft

A game that everyone made fun of in 2016 to 2018. Then loads of new people starting joining just because it became popular in 2019.

Your dog: I play Minecraft
You: Cool.

by JakIsNotFunny January 30, 2020

Minecraft

An amazing game that I was too poor to afford, but then I finally got a job, and got it. It holds the substance of life, it is the substance of life. BUY IT NOW!

"Timmy! Get of the PS4!"

"Get the fuck outta my room I'm playing Minecraft!"

by Yeetus Deletus Gaming November 13, 2019