Texting with only one eye because you are so drunk, that you can't read your cellphone screen with both eyes.
Guy #1: "Where were just at bro?"
Guy #2: "I was outside in the back alley yukin' everywhere, tryin to send out a six million dollar text for my girl to come get me."
Guy #2: "I was outside in the back alley yukin' everywhere, tryin to send out a six million dollar text for my girl to come get me."
by thinair421 April 16, 2010
Get the Six Million Dollar Textmug. by BestPseudonym March 21, 2014
Get the two million dollar handjobmug. by Seupew April 30, 2021
Get the Where is 128 million dollar?mug. 
When a New Yorker with puffy hair makes successful real estate deals only to fall flat on his face when it comes to hooking up with non-Brillo Pad girls.
Smitty makes Ninety Five Million Dollar Deals but instead of hooking up with a girl that is interested in him, he drives her back home at the end of the night.
by Go Mets December 6, 2006
Get the Ninety Five Million Dollar Dealsmug. The act of folding someone with a fist on the side of the pocket that holds 10 million dollars in them
by AuraKing December 7, 2018
Get the 10 Million Dollar Pocket Foldmug. by DiamondCavern August 9, 2016
Get the small loan of one million dollarsmug.