by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
 Get the mile high club membershipmug.
Get the mile high club membershipmug. A secret organization of rich men who own private jets, and throw lavish parties while the fly around the world.
by John The BigAss November 20, 2015
 Get the Mile High Clubmug.
Get the Mile High Clubmug. Masturbating on an airplane.
On a long flight home from a business trip, Jimmy got extremely horny and needed relief. As he didn’t have a willing partner at hand, he went into the bathroom and joined the mile high-five club.
Term coined by: Matthew Ripley Wright
Term coined by: Matthew Ripley Wright
by Vthippiechick May 14, 2022
 Get the Mile high-five clubmug.
Get the Mile high-five clubmug. when you wank your load into a plane toilet and quickly flush it in the hope that it will freeze into a spear of jiz and spike an unsuspecting naked sunbather, thus impregnating your seed
captain: would passengers please take their seats, including those tossing off a mile high slush puppy in the bog
by dickspanner August 24, 2010
 Get the mile high slush puppymug.
Get the mile high slush puppymug. The Mile-High Club Royale is a super-elite club for guys who have participated in a four-man spit-roast deluxe-ing in the restroom of an airplane flying at least a mile high.
Coming back to the Academy from San Francisco, Matt and I became members of the Mile-High Club Royale!
by USAF Cadet February 9, 2021
 Get the Mile-High Club Royalemug.
Get the Mile-High Club Royalemug. The mile-high club platinum is a super-elite club for guys who give and get a blowjob in an airplane restroom flying at least a mile high.
by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021
 Get the mile-high club platinummug.
Get the mile-high club platinummug. by jesster79 August 8, 2018
 Get the Mile high clubmug.
Get the Mile high clubmug.