Mike Jones
Mike Jones by Mileyjonesthepizzafan September 9, 2022
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Mike jones is a „ud“ user that frequently posted between 2004-2006. Based on his posts it is safe to say he is a black male in his late 50s to early 60s now. This Assumption is based on his post about the „NWA“ which is a hip-hop crew that found their way in business back in 1986. He also used the N-Word which led me to the conclusion he might be a POC. (If not, shame on you Mister!)
He also seemed to be pretty active in the ladies world when he was still young and thriving considering the amount of posts where he talked about b-words and allat stuff.
None of this matters though as my real and only intent of my post is but one:
Punch 'Em Poker.
Sir you said in 2004 that this kind of Robin Hood Like Poker will be popular all around the world in a few years?
I am verry sorry to inform you that it is not.
Never heard of it.
Never seen anyone playing it.
I think you may have misjudged its potential as a well-known card game.
Maybe this poor judgement was induced by your lack of experience.
Since you were presumably 30-35 in that time period I cant really be sure though.
All in all: I just wanted to inform you about the misssing success of this horse you bid on so greedily.
Mike jones is a „ud“ user that frequently posted between 2004-2006. Based on his posts it is safe to say he is a black male in his late 50s to early 60s now. This Assumption is based on his post about the „NWA“ which is a hip-hop crew that found their way in business back in 1986. He also used the N-Word which led me to the conclusion he might be a POC. (If not, shame on you Mister!)
He also seemed to be pretty active in the ladies world when he was still young and thriving considering the amount of posts where he talked about b-words and allat stuff.
None of this matters though as my real and only intent of my post is but one:
Punch 'Em Poker.
Sir you said in 2004 that this kind of Robin Hood Like Poker will be popular all around the world in a few years?
I am verry sorry to inform you that it is not.
Never heard of it.
Never seen anyone playing it.
I think you may have misjudged its potential as a well-known card game.
Maybe this poor judgement was induced by your lack of experience.
Since you were presumably 30-35 in that time period I cant really be sure though.
All in all: I just wanted to inform you about the misssing success of this horse you bid on so greedily.
„Mike Jones really knows Hip-Hop.“
„Yeah. But he has poor judgement when it comes to alternative poker games.“
„Yeah. But he has poor judgement when it comes to alternative poker games.“
Mike Jones by Sheldon dooker May 18, 2025
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Mike Jones is a “UD” user who frequently posted between 2004–2006. Based on his posts, it’s safe to say he is a Black male in his late 50s to early 60s now. This assumption is based on his post about the “NWA,” a hip-hop crew that found their way into business back in 1986. He also used the N-word, which led me to conclude he might be a POC. (If not, shame on you, mister.)
He also seemed to be pretty active in the ladies' world when he was still young and thriving, considering the number of posts where he talked about b-words and all that stuff.
None of this matters though, as my real and only intent of this post is but one:
Punch 'Em Poker.
Sir, you said in 2004 that this kind of Robin Hood–like poker would be popular all around the world in a few years?
I am very sorry to inform you that it is not.
Never heard of it.
Never seen anyone playing it.
I think you may have misjudged its potential as a well-known card game.
Maybe this poor judgment was induced by your lack of experience.
Since you were presumably 30–35 in that time period, I can’t really be sure though.
All in all: I just wanted to inform you about the missing success of this horse you bid on so greedily.
He also seemed to be pretty active in the ladies' world when he was still young and thriving, considering the number of posts where he talked about b-words and all that stuff.
None of this matters though, as my real and only intent of this post is but one:
Punch 'Em Poker.
Sir, you said in 2004 that this kind of Robin Hood–like poker would be popular all around the world in a few years?
I am very sorry to inform you that it is not.
Never heard of it.
Never seen anyone playing it.
I think you may have misjudged its potential as a well-known card game.
Maybe this poor judgment was induced by your lack of experience.
Since you were presumably 30–35 in that time period, I can’t really be sure though.
All in all: I just wanted to inform you about the missing success of this horse you bid on so greedily.
„Do you know Mike Jones?“
„Yeah. Aint he the guy that wanted everyone to believe in his poker-dreams?“
„Yeah. Aint he the guy that wanted everyone to believe in his poker-dreams?“
mike jones by Sheldon dooker May 23, 2025
Mike Jones!
A one hit wonder, terrible rapper from the 2000's. In certain situations, wanna be gangsters will yell out his name to try and sound cool.
Dylan: Yeah, that sounds pretty awesome.
*2 or 3 seconds of silence*
Luis: Mike Jones!
Everybody: Dude, who still says that???
*2 or 3 seconds of silence*
Luis: Mike Jones!
Everybody: Dude, who still says that???
Mike Jones! by HonusP July 27, 2010
Mike Jones Syndrome
The repititon of the same thing over and over and over again. And then repeating it a few more times for good measure.
Mike Jones Syndrome by Phoenix Williams October 1, 2007
Mike Jones On The Rocks
A combination of pina colada mix (Pineapple juice, coconut shreds, rum) and a banana served on the rocks. A virgin version can be made without rum. This amazingly tasty drink was created in the mind of a person named Zack Began in the city of Cancun, Mexico. It was hit off on the last day of his vacation and was enjoyed by the whole entire hotel of Moon Palace for the next week. Zack, David, Alicia, and Brendan are hoping to spread this drink along the west coast so it becomes a permanet on most drink menus.
I got a Mike Jones On The Rocks the other day, and it was practically an orgasm in my mouth!
I love Mike Jones's on the rocks!
I love Mike Jones's on the rocks!
Mike Jones On The Rocks by Mike Jones14 December 24, 2008
mike jones treatment
in reference to lyrics in Badd by ying yang twins and mike jones- Givin' her that mike jones treatment
meaing to fuck the shit outa sum girl
meaing to fuck the shit outa sum girl
mike jones treatment by corey689767 May 21, 2006