National midget day is on the 24th October it is a day to celebrate ur short friends instead of picking on them about there height uno bcs short is fiesty nd they will beat yo ass so pattern up
by The fake Mickey Mouse October 22, 2018
Get the National midget day mug.An "urban legend" concerning a gated community of little people. This gated community "Midgetville" is said to be the lair of very violent midgets. It is said that they have great hostility towards people who are not vertically challenged, so when people of the non-midget variety enter the gated community they pelt the visitors with rocks and open a fun-size (very small/child size) can of whoop-ass. Some say it is somewhere in Long Beach California
The pack of angry midgets from the "little people gang" killed the five foot giant as he entered Midgetville.
by Arturo Torres May 2, 2008
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The sexual act that involves a small person.
If a man inserts his fully-stiffed penis into small person's anus/vagina, he can start to rotate the small person around his penis, thus imitating the act of turning the sailboard wheel - giving him an unique grinding sensual pleasure.
Rotation can be also invoked by slapping the small person really really hard.
If a man inserts his fully-stiffed penis into small person's anus/vagina, he can start to rotate the small person around his penis, thus imitating the act of turning the sailboard wheel - giving him an unique grinding sensual pleasure.
Rotation can be also invoked by slapping the small person really really hard.
Man and his wife fighting: "You bitch, if you were a midget, I'd slap your ugly face so hard, I would be midget sailing till next Tuesday!"
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Get the midget nugget mug.Also known as Levi Ackerman. Standing at 3’2” this little fucker will kick you in shins, because thats the highest he can reach.
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Couples straight and gay are encouraged to add a midget to their sexcapade . Midgets can be rented For short term events to perform various acts.. acts is a vague term .. midgets must also be fed, and treated with the utmost respect at all times. The vertically challenged adults act of 2016 stated that all vertically challenged adults be treated with respect while performing various sex acts and not spanked on their head during ejaculation ... and additionally will be payed a fair wage , as any regular vertical person would be payed ...
by Dr. Bob Lawbla September 26, 2018
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