midgard serpent

When a guy's dick is so big, he wraps it around her neck, and while choking her, cums in her eye.

The wife had a hard time getting to sleep tonight, so I whipped my dick out and gave her the old Midgard Serpent. Bet she didn't see that cumming!

by Dave-Landon November 17, 2018

Midgaphile

Someone who likes to have sex with midgets

Carly is a midgaphile - shagging Danny

by Myprecious August 30, 2013

Midgatory

Midget size item

That is so midgatory

by Kasa July 23, 2020

Midguard

when your phallus is engaged in middle erect mode.

benjamin was Midguard when he saw Caitlins hot tits on porn.

by xknownnobodyx October 31, 2020

midarisbitch

some kpop midari fan who said they wanted a definition so I did cuz I felt bad. 😀

Person 1:“You’re such a midarisbitch.”
Person 2 “Go fuck yourself.”

by zaranawabii December 25, 2020

Migarou

a literal god, the hottest person alive, he is what we call a perfect human being

"I wish I could be as hot as migarou, I would never be insecure"

by 6adele9 February 7, 2021

Midarikitty

THE MOST HOT PERSON IN THE WORLD

did you know that midarikitty is hot asf

by Midarikitty February 27, 2021