by jnome2 July 6, 2010
Get the michael phelpingmug. When a man is approaching climax during intercourse, he pulls out and ejaculates into the ear of his partner. In doing so he hopes to give her an ear infection. he then proceeds to let loose a huge fart in her face as to give her pink eye as well. this is meant to simulate the effects of swimming in a pool for way, way too long such as the life of michael phelps
bro 1: shit man did you hear about shelly?
bro 2: yeah I heard she got michael phelped by tom last weekend at the party.
bro 1: yeah she's been in bed sick all week.
bro 2: yeah I heard she got michael phelped by tom last weekend at the party.
bro 1: yeah she's been in bed sick all week.
by timmyd0m33 February 3, 2009
Get the Michael Phelpedmug. Kid 1: "man, i just won my 100-meter race by 1/100 of a second!"
Kid 2: "you just pulled a michael phelps!"
Kid 2: "you just pulled a michael phelps!"
by billybobjoerocks April 26, 2009
Get the michael phelpsmug. The swimmer's whose face you see every five seconds while watching the olympics. Even if he's not currently swimming.
"Yes, while Nastia does her floor routine let's switch back to the water cube for a minute long interview about Michael Phelps' race that we just saw. Later we will also show his medal ceremonies, and his other 20 or so prelims, semifinals, finals, documentaries, and interviews...oh yeah and we'll also show 10-15 seconds of some other obviously less important sports..."
by pumpitUP67 October 9, 2008
Get the michael phelpsmug. 1. An Olympic swimmer who is the embodiment of all American greatness, he is the product of Uncle Sam, Ronald Reagan, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Thomas Jefferson, Neil Armstrong, The Flag Raisers of Iwo Jima, and Captain America. He is the real life Aquaman except he's not totally lame like the comic Aquaman. It's rumored that Michael Phelps was raised by Dolphins and has a secret set of gills.
2. An awesome drinking game named for the greatest olympian of all time. for every gold medal michael phelps receives on that day you drink. Since he pretty much owns face and gets like 500 medals a day, even in things he doesn't compete in, the game is challenging to the most experienced of drinkers. Not even the Irish can go through this game without someone suffering alcohol poisoning.
2. An awesome drinking game named for the greatest olympian of all time. for every gold medal michael phelps receives on that day you drink. Since he pretty much owns face and gets like 500 medals a day, even in things he doesn't compete in, the game is challenging to the most experienced of drinkers. Not even the Irish can go through this game without someone suffering alcohol poisoning.
1. Aw man I did you see Michael Phelps yesterday? He won 6 gold medals and then found a cure for cancer.
2. Dude I played Michael Phelps last night with some friends, I'm the only one left alive.
2. Dude I played Michael Phelps last night with some friends, I'm the only one left alive.
by Chas A October 7, 2008
Get the Michael Phelps mug. To smoke weed
by Flunky February 28, 2009
Get the michael phelpsmug. Squirt relentlessly all over his bed, then make him sleep in the puddle. If he snores while sleeping in the puddle, this is known as Singing in the Rain.
by SexyLittleIdeas.com March 12, 2016
Get the The Michael Phelpsmug.