ray mears

1. used in place by odd people with tracksuit bottoms and medallions in my school called townies in place of 'same here'. see Cockney rhyming slang and you'll get the idea
2. popular bushcraft instructor. presenter of "tracks", "ray mears world of survival" and "ray mears extreme survival".
3. genius

1.
townie 1: i got a new burberry hat from the market yesterday buuud!!
townie 2: ray mears innit buuuud!!!

2.
ray mears: now i am going to show you how to construct a flushing toilet made entirely from brambles and tree sap.
viewer: wow

3.
me: i'm going to marry someone like ray mears.

by kaitlyn April 30, 2004

Mommy Mearest

Thicc

Mommy mearest from Friday Night Funkin’ is thicc

by Shrekislove420 June 3, 2021

ray meared

when one tell another how to do something they are already capleable of doing. and one insists that what he is saying is right and the other person is wrong even though the other person knows more than one. this would be ray mearing him. ray meared

in one of the series ray insists that the PROFESSIONAL bowmaker is using the wrong wood to make a bow with even though he is a proffesional bow maker has been making bows for the whole of his life. he also tryes to tell the tribal outbakers of australia how to light a fire... even though they have to make one everyday he still insists that they are doing it wrong. an example of this at home would be when your friend trys to tell you something and you think the opposite.. he insists that he is right but it turns out that he is wrong... he would have just been ray meared. ray meared.

by bob billy bob September 8, 2007

megaretardazoid

When nine or more retards combine to make an ultra retard who has the ability to do some basic math and crush small city blocks

Person one: whats makeing those crashing sounds?

Person two:hmm sounds like the megaretardazoid is comeing... better head for the hills.

by Knee-Grow10 April 25, 2007

mearf

Mearf (MEE-arf)
n.
The sound a dog and cat mix makes
Language of Origin: Mack B language
"Oh yeah I just heard your catdog mearf."

That dogcat just mearfed!

by AgentNebraska October 24, 2011

meharu

The most confident, and decisive person you can think of he always has your back and is also kinda cute

Meharu is one of a kind

by Red4Flare September 23, 2017

Masara

Masara: the girl with the ocean eyes u may get lost if u stair at them

Her long hair slips like silk

And her smile makes u forget all ur sadness

Him: hey
Masara: hey!
Him: r u wearing contacts or these r ur real eye color?
Masara: they r real. Lol

Him: would u be my gf? :)

by Elizabithyyy May 18, 2018