Merlin Wizard

Someone is a Merlin Wizard when they pretend to understand an inside joke.

Did you see Nick laughing at our inside joke?
Yeah, he's such a Merlin Wizard.

by Mgoo February 14, 2022

The "Merlin"

When your at mardi gras, standing on a balcony and see someone you dont like. You whip it out, wack it off, and shoot your load into your hand. Then, throw the load off the balcony while reciting the word "Merlin"

Jack: Hey, isn't that your girlfriend making out with that guy down there?
Jim: Grrrrrrrr... "MERLIN"

by littlejo2k December 21, 2004

Chocolate Merlin

Noun; While having sex doggystyle, a male takes a massive dump into his own hand, then smears it across the face of his partner. This results in a choco-tastic beard much like the famous magician. The casting of spells after the act has been performed is optional.

Sandy broke up with me because I wouldn't give her a Chocolate Merlin.

by StMirhza September 28, 2007

Merlinism

A cult around a cat named Merlin. Disrespect his wishes and be publicly executed.

Hey want to join my cult, Merlinism?

by Merlin the goat November 7, 2020

Lower Merion School Board

The controllers of Lower Merion Township redistricting. They are hated by everyone because they are jackasses who don't understand that children who live 3 minutes away from the Lower Merion shouldn't have to pass it to get to Harriton High School (the other Lower Merion School.) Most unfair and cruel people in the world. Fucking bitches i hate you

Parent 1: "What did the Lower Merion School Board decide this time for redistricting?"

Parent 2: "Those assholes decided to split Ardmore in half so now my kid can't go to the school that is two blocks away from our house."

by blob-bob April 25, 2009

Merlin

Either a name, traditionally of an old wizard but is an uncommon but still used forename, or something can be described as being merlin, replacing the outdated "cool"/"sick"/"wicked"/"awesome".

Friend of Merlin: "Hey Merlin."

Someone does something amazing.
Onlookers: Fuck man, that was merlin!

by Amelia uses her real name! June 3, 2011

Avid Merrion

A celebrity stalker.

"the film star recieved weird phone calls, freaky letters and was stalked by Avid Merrion"

by Shuna Groath December 17, 2003