Le Merchant

A hasidic Jew of European descent, preferably French who produces an evil laugh with the aim to spread Zionism. To identify Le Merchant one must follow the criteria; is he wearing an Amish black hat check, does he sport a dashing hobo beard check and finally is he wearing clothes that give the illusion he just came from a funeral check. If the specimen is under this criteria you have yourself a Le Merchant.

A Le Merchant tried to sell me the book of Moses

by cooliofoolio13425 June 26, 2015

penalty merchant

the definition of penalty merchant is lionel messi in the Qatar 2022 world cup

leo messi likes to teach his teammates how to dive in the pen area so he could preform his favorite football activity: penalty merchanting.
“i won the world cup with 7 penalties” -lionel messi

by cheettoz December 13, 2022

megha

A "megha" is a person who is emotionally intelligent but not emotional. As for pure intellect, a megha's intelligence quotient is high but sometimes hidden by a desire to win the argument. Usually female, a megha has beautiful long flowy hair, and soft skin, which is made softer by petroleum-based products that she uses to trick her body into producing its own oil. Her smile exposes a bewitchingly gorgeous shine in her eyes, accompanied by a witch-like cackle. If you meet a megha in real life, it may take some time to understand her, but be patient because it will be well-worth it 70% of the time!

A: Who's that woman chugging coffee and arguing with The Man?
B: Oh, her? She's a real Megha, isn't she!

by louhandball May 18, 2020

turd merchant

Someone who is constanatly trying to sell you some bullshit. Sells turds at retail, whole sale, ware house, and discount prices.

"Claus is such a turd merchant that he is trying to convince Mdub that Robyn is finer than Lindsey; BULLSHIT !"

by The duck! April 11, 2004

Meghan Conspiracy

The idea that urban dictionary refuses to approve positive definitions of the name Meghan.

Urban dictionary rejected my kind definition of the name Meghan, and it’s honestly rude. It’s a Meghan Conspiracy.

by Wedelivertobadgers February 7, 2020

Meghana

An extremely comfortable and caring presence in your life. She can bring anyone together with her crazy and spontaneous charm, while also being refreshingly straightforward and down to earth when it matters. She is the soothing rain when life seems parched and desolate, inspiring you to keep going and growing.

Meghana is an amazing friend!

by i'm_trying_here December 30, 2022

Joe Merchant

The fictional character in the book by Jimmy Buffett, Where Is Joe Merchant?

Hey man, you have gotta read Where Is Joe Merchant?

by gofishgo June 4, 2007