Upper Merion High

This school is so bad that even community college's look down on it. It's filled with the white kids who think that they are ghetto but are truly not and white girls who have black girl attitudes. The freshman girls are the biggest sluts ever. The worst thing about this school is that people are actually retarded enough to get drunk while in school but to make it even worse some are retarded enough to get high in school. This school is a complete JOKE

Comm College Teacher: Oh my god, you went to Lower Merion!
Student: No, I went to Upper Merion High.
Comm College Teacher: Ohh. (looks away in disgust.)

by AField November 25, 2007

mendoncfest

A fest held in honour of or by a mendonc

We are going to have a mendoncfest

by Johnadict March 4, 2008

Merdocked

To be decimated; To be destroyed mentally, physically, and emotionally

Adam: "Hey man did you catch the UFC fight Santos vs Carwin?"

Jack: "Yeah, Carwin got merdocked."

by Jack N Adam Productions October 6, 2011

alice merton

Really good singer. Nice eyes . A future star with a big future. Her song is called no roots

Alice Merton has a future

by Alice Merton fan club February 19, 2018

Timmey Rogers Mendonca

Always awesome. No matter what Timmey Rogers Mendonca will always be the best thing since sliced bread. He's always there for you... If he likes you. But if he doesn't then that sucks some mega donkey balls for you. 'Cause you just lost out on pure awesome-ness. They always smoke a shit loaddaa weed. Which makes him a boss. If you don't like him then bitch lick my Clit-Or-Is. ;-*

Dude I just saw a bunch of Timmey Rogers Mendoncas. LOLJK Theres only one. He is that unique. <3

by Jenneatsmadcats April 21, 2011

Merton

the traditional and historical home of Wimbledon FC, but an idiot named Charles Koppel did not appreciate this so he got the spineless monkeys of the FA to appoint a 3 man commission to sanction the move of the club to Milton Keynes.

of course, the fans did not like the fact that their club deserted them so they formed AFC Wimbledon.

by AFCW April 26, 2004

Upper Merion High

Stereotypical American high school. A school of middle-class toolbags and stoners; kids thinking they are the shit, but really just suffer from major personality crisis.

- "Upper Merion High is a pretty dry school"

- "Shut the fuck up dude, this is how we do it in America!"

by Denmark Dave June 11, 2006