Melonee

The most amazing girl in the world who is (sometimes) smart and funny and beautiful

you will know when you see her: Melonee

by dylloop July 7, 2011

Maldon

A place in Essex where paedophiles such as Paedo Gary won’t hesitate to maleste you. There is bare weed going around and everyone throws GAVS to get with someone.

Let’s go get raped by Gary in Maldon

by Solid guy who wrote this December 31, 2018

mellonballing

dunking ones testicles in a mixed alcoholic drink without the drinker being aware of the unfortunate situation.

i totally mellonballed that chick's drink and now she's sipping on my ball sweat. ew.

by spammmee April 15, 2005

christopher meloni

A star of the HBO television series, Oz, but well known for his role as a detective in Law and Order: Special Victims Unit.

SVU-Addict: OMG. Look! It's Christopher Meloni!
Girl: What? How do you know.
SVU-Addict: Um. Receding hairline, large nose, well-dressed, need I say more?

by Mister Portman September 30, 2005

melonhead

what you call someone who says something a tad stupid

Gabbie: Is murder illegal?
Becky: Obviously it is you melonhead

by bum muffin July 22, 2016

Mellon

To express in form of cheery, extreme, dreadful, sorrow, or pleasant.

Hey Spaz your being to wild bro
Hey Spaz your being to mellon bro.

DUDE JENNY THAT WAS SO MELLON!

Mannn sammie, just cheer up! Your acting to mellon.

Zuzu, your artwork is so mellon broski!

by Left Eye Laser January 5, 2021

Lonely Melon

(noun): someone who has no friends, or at least walks around pretending that they have no friends.

(verb): to lonely melon is to walk away from your friends and stand alone looking at them.

Lucy stood away from her friends like a lonely melon.

I was scared of that conversation, so i lonely melonned away until they had something normal to talk about.

by Undisclosable3 October 2, 2009