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Meatloaf Leftovers

Take a leftover meat loaf and make a sandwich with two pieces of bread, ketchup, a slice of meatloaf and a slice of cheese. After making the sandwich, go upstairs and rape your wife. Then eat the meatloaf sandwich.
Yo man, my wife made meatloaf so tonight I'm gonna be having meatloaf leftovers.
by Mr. Solon November 12, 2008
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Meatloaf Top

When a girl wears tight jeans and a short shirt so her flab spills out over her jeans. This is a subset of a Muffin Top, but if there is a lot of texture on the spillout (e.g. cottage cheese or stretch marks) then it is a Meatloaf Top (i.e. it looks like the top of a meatloaf as it spills out over the pan).
Wow, do you see her Muffin Top?

Yikes, it looks like her midsection was in a war zone, that isn't a Muffin Top, that is a Meatloaf Top!
by Deepthoughts July 22, 2013
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meatloaf pie snatcher

Quite possibly the only sex position ever known to get the red-headed cowboy off. At times taking up to 14 hours to complete, one must have the utmost stamina to perform the task. This is not for the light-hearted, as last week's lunch is normally involved. Originated in the heart of North Carolina, the first meatloaf pie snatcher ever performed created the loudest sonic boom, in this case referred to as "quantum stroke," ever recorded. Chuck Norris himself was said to have exclaimed, "damn, man!" To compete, Chuck then invented the Potroast Poledance, but no normal human has since replicated the feat, and the first three women involved perished, and roundhouse kicking may have been a factor.
I spent all last week doin' the Meatloaf Pie Snatcher.
by Rob/Brian January 9, 2006
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meatloaf surprise

When a butt plug comes out unexpectedly along with fecal matter all over the testicle sack
I was fucking this girl and she was like, "hey im going to use a butt plug too" and i was fine with it until i got a meatloaf surprise.
by the randy ferret November 4, 2009
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meatloaf logic

1) Coversation filler: sentence enhancers used enrich a boring, agonizing conversation.

2) Story fillers: The extra crappy filler episodes in your regularly scheduled programing to fill the gap an give the producer and team time to make more awesomeness.

3) Coincidental occurances created to link two or more completely contradicting together.
1) Mike's grocery store trip sounded more interesting with meatloaf logic.

2) Jen scoffed at the 5 episodes of meatloaf logic wasted on explaining Hero's after learning off the changing
alliances...again.

3) No amount of meatloaf logic can account for the number of 1-year old Christmases that Maggie Simpson has sufferef through.
by p jones October 22, 2013
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meatloaf gobbler

An individual recommended by a friend or friends, that enjoys performing fallacio on one or multiple cocks at one time, making sure to fully gobble said cock or cocks deep into their throat.
Crystal was the meatloaf gobbler champion in college, she won the intramural meatloaf gobbler contest three years in a row.
by Dream seekers January 2, 2017
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meatloaf shimmy

A synonym for “pushing rope.”
“I told her I was ready to go, but I ended up doing the meatloaf shimmy for twenty minutes.”
by Rectangle Boy December 26, 2017
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