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Meatgrinder

Defines the unfortunate time that a man or a woman receives oral sex from one who possesses braces on their teeth.

From the perspective of one who has never actually received a meatgrinder, it looks quite painful. However some claim that a meatgrinder isn't that bad. In fact some meatgrinder fans claim that 'it's an experience.'
Billy - "Joe, did Trish really give you a blowjob?"
Bob - "With chompers like that, I'd say it was a meatgrinder."
Joe - "It was an experience."
by Sorido May 14, 2006
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Scottish meatgrinder

After a male has anal sex with a drunken woman, she gives him a blowjob but bites down drawing blood.
"Hey dave i went to a bar last night and got some ass, but she gave me a Scottish meatgrinder
by Poptarts303 April 26, 2011
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Meatgrinder

When you are totally faced while at a concert and trying to fist pump but can't quite make it,and your hands going around in circles like your turning the handle on a meatgrinder. You also may be tired while doing this instead of being drunk
Deena: Hey I saw you at the concert last night. You looked tired


Jeff: Yeah, I was so faced that I ended up doing the meatgrinder all night
by Ellen Hardy February 22, 2009
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minneapolis meatgrinder

when you grind your meat in the pussy as though it were a meatgrinder.
After a couple of drinks, i took mhy girl back to my place and gaver her the minneapolis meatgrinder.
by black magic March 12, 2008
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Milwaukee Meatgrinder

This is a terrible terrible sexual act which involves murdering one's partner. One innitiates the Milwaukee Meatgrinder by first decapitating his partner, and then having sex with the girl's neck. This will most assuredly put you close to the front of death row no matter which state you're in.
"Did you hear about Drew?"
"No what happened"
"He gave his girlfrield the Milwaukee Meatgrinder and now he's got life in prison"
"No shit!?"
by Kumoniwannalaya March 30, 2010
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Meatgrinder

In online videogames, when there are too many players for the intended scale of the map resulting in hectic combat.
64 player metro conquest is one hell of a meatgrinder!
by apocd October 2, 2012
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meatgrinder

A man or womans hole that is natorious for getting punished
Her meatgrinder really made me raw and red
by Angs March 25, 2005
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