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Mommy Mearest

by Shrekislove420 June 3, 2021
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Meatflex

The act where a male flexes his penis or, in other words, "contracts" his penis. This action usually occurs when the male is semi-errect or completly errect.
1. Lenny's meatflex was so good it looked like his penis was waving at me from across the room.

2. Lenny meatflexed in gym class and impressed all the girls.

3. The meatflexing continued all day due to an overdose of Viagra.
by The Jayman September 14, 2006
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ray meared

when one tell another how to do something they are already capleable of doing. and one insists that what he is saying is right and the other person is wrong even though the other person knows more than one. this would be ray mearing him. ray meared
in one of the series ray insists that the PROFESSIONAL bowmaker is using the wrong wood to make a bow with even though he is a proffesional bow maker has been making bows for the whole of his life. he also tryes to tell the tribal outbakers of australia how to light a fire... even though they have to make one everyday he still insists that they are doing it wrong. an example of this at home would be when your friend trys to tell you something and you think the opposite.. he insists that he is right but it turns out that he is wrong... he would have just been ray meared. ray meared.
by bob billy bob September 8, 2007
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marf

An acronym, short for "Modifications and Additions to Reactor Facilities." It is the name of a prototype reactor plant run by the U.S. Navy and the Department of Energy, located in upstate New York. It is a disastrous cluster-fuck of a Destroyer's engine room (surface ship's steam plant) and a S5W/S7G primary plant (fast-attack submarine's reactor plant), which results in nothing making any sense at all, and everything breaking constantly. According to a rumor I just heard, a large primary-to-secondary leak recently occurred and the plant is going to be shut down forever.

Also means, "Make another round, fucker!" and is said to someone who's sitting around, on watch, not using their time the way they're supposed to (bullshitting, not paying attention to equipment/machinery).
Person A: What plant are you in? S8G?
Person B: MARF :(
Person A: *shivers* I'm sorry man.
by Sarpedon June 20, 2006
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meatflower

other word for vagina, mostly used by someone who wants to be a bit poetic.
I'm gonna eat your meatflower tonight, honey.
by John&Helen November 6, 2007
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Marfart

When you fart so loud it makes your dick vibrate.
*fart* wow that was a Marfart, that was better than a vibrater!
by Ian in Bed January 29, 2015
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marflar

The word to end all words, marflar is a noun, an adjective, an interjection, and a verb. Like all cusswords, it's a nonsense word that succeeds where all other words fail.
Oh man, that friggin' marflar went and marflared all up on her! Marflar!
by Leeuhz October 30, 2005
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