Sausage Egg McMuffin

When your partner puts his dick in your muffin shaped ass and cracks an egg on your back.

We got kinky this weekend and I gave my girl the sausage egg mcmuffin.

by mark twains hardballz August 22, 2009

Walking Egg Mcmuffin

An obese person

That guy has so many fat rolls he looks like a walking egg Mcmuffin

by BlackMigos June 18, 2014

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin! is the famous battle cry of the urban Niggemon, those digital twits.

Sho mo'quan cried "Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!" at passing cars and various other disinterested third parties.

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!

by Jacques Asse June 18, 2009

Frosted Apple McMuffin

When you and your bro are Eiffel Towering a girl, then switch places after you nut, and proceed to eat the others crème pie ;)

Hey Carl I Have a girl that’s down to make some Frosted Apple McMuffins in her pum pum

by My_snake_is_solid42069 May 11, 2023

Egg McMuffin

An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.

"These people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023

McMuffin

damn po-lice......he didn't do McMuffin

let my son go, he didn't do McMuffin

by allan88 September 7, 2018

Saucy McMuffin

When two people who don't have an STD have a threesome with a person who does have an STD; the infected participant is the patty and the two non-infected participants are the buns in said Saucy McMuffin.

Paul: "You do know that she has chlamydia right?"

Will: "Well shit, looks like Steve and I were the buns in a Saucy McMuffin."

Paul: "Yeah, you two were super drunk last night. You should probably get tested. There's a clinic over on Hillside."

Will: "You're right, it's probably for the best. I'll text Steve too."

by anon72298 December 9, 2013