scott mccracken

a young man who you will ususally find living out west in Canada. They are crazy mother fuckers who tend to pick bar fights when they're half in the bag.

holy fuck did you see scott mccracken stab that guy in the jaw?

by secret person! September 14, 2008

bert mccracken

my love

ma love

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

bert mccracken

crazy definitly, i did more than hump is leg at warped tour... heart flutters

hottie, great kisser, tease

by madai December 4, 2003

Bert McCracken

the hottest guy in the world, and i am his number 1 fan

i want him to come out of my birthday cake naked

by Steph E. November 19, 2003

bert mccracken

hott man hott man!!! OMG i want to rape him! man hes hott as fuck! his greasy hairs sexy as fuck! ya well hes hott and i WANT him....... kellys lucky.... well not anymore

ur hair rulez

by katy knows..... October 4, 2003

bert mccracken

probably the craziest person alive but also probably the most talented person alive... if i met him id probably be alittle scared then (like she said) have a sudden urge to hump his leg... few people would understand

by i've said too much haven't i... July 31, 2003

bert mccracken

Bert McCracken is one of the hottest guys alive along with Quinn Allman and Branden Steineckert who are also in the greatest band ever! I LOVE YOU Bert! I'm your biggest fan ever!~LOVE~

Bert McCracken is the hottest man alive in a former drug addict kind of way!

by Megan May 13, 2005