Person 1: Bro, why do the girls like Chad so much? He's hot and good at everything, but he's a dick.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a John Mayer.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a John Mayer.
by CollinKolar January 31, 2023
by Jak, The Adviser and Detective of the God Of Pockets February 2, 2008
A nickname for MY BIG FAT COCK.
by Fuck You July 14, 2002
by awalkingredflag November 13, 2021
Shitty Musician for teenage girls, well known for being inferior to bands such as Green Day, Blink 182 and the Foo Fighters.
It is well known that John Mayer would lose in a fight against Billie Joe Armstrong as Billie Joe Armstrong does not suck balls like John Mayer.
Also used to describe animal leavings.
It is well known that John Mayer would lose in a fight against Billie Joe Armstrong as Billie Joe Armstrong does not suck balls like John Mayer.
Also used to describe animal leavings.
by Green Day July 3, 2013
Born on June 26, 1603, Sam Mayer took part in the Mayflower Voyage of 1603. Sam fought many battles, killing approximately 21 pirates and 24 octopussi. But, 69 days after the ship took sail, a bad storm known worldwide as "Hurricane Tortilla" created many challenges for Sam and the GMS crew. But, they made it to land safely with no injuries or casualties. But, they were disappointed that there we no race cars in sight, so they sailed back to the United States where Sam and the GMS crew competed for many wins and championships in NASCAR's top tier series. However, Sam is most known for making his fan @sammayerfan a happy birthday video.
by gygiyo78688768 September 26, 2020