Matteo

Is better than Olof at mobile games and at least a hundred times better at Mario Kart

„Matteo is better than Olof"

by onlytruthnofake November 14, 2021

Matteo and Kia

Best couple ever period.

P1: Hey look that couple are just like Matteo and Kia, it’s uncanny!
P2: I know they’re the so cute.

by supersillysausage July 19, 2024

matteo aim

if someone has bad aim in a video game, named after the german streamer Matteo Ritschipandi

oh that was so bad, today I really have matteo aim

by LittleZombie February 2, 2025

Matteo

A hispanic boy who's mother thought she was giving him a hispanic name when she named him, not an Italian name.

"Matteo is an Italian name - Mateo is the Spanish version. We should have named him Mateo."

by Soleless_Sprinter03 June 7, 2025

Matteo

Absolute unit.

I love Matteo

by adfcsdfc March 14, 2023

Matteo Grande

Jameson and coke with a lime and mint garnish.

Damn, that Matteo grande slaaaps

by Dexel123456 September 2, 2023

Matteo

The biggest niggerfaggot ever to exist

Don’t be a Matteo

by The unnigga October 10, 2022