A good looking german male, the dream man of every girl. High intelligence and a very large penis. Is the coolest boy in the hood.
by freshdude95 January 12, 2017
Get the Moritz mug.1. One of the few places on earth where if you have a woman in your room you'll get in trouble.
2. Where fun goes to die.
3. A college where kids run away during orientation.
4. Where kids younger then you make the rules, enforce them and get you in trouble.
5. Where no matter how much of a loser you were in high school you'll have friends, the honnor guard and the band. You'll more likely then not get bars for being an asshole.
2. Where fun goes to die.
3. A college where kids run away during orientation.
4. Where kids younger then you make the rules, enforce them and get you in trouble.
5. Where no matter how much of a loser you were in high school you'll have friends, the honnor guard and the band. You'll more likely then not get bars for being an asshole.
by 4/c Kelleher haha June 2, 2006
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An incredibly loud and talkative girl who is super optimistic and bubbly. She's intelligent and wise but she sometimes doesnt know when to stop sharing her mind. Everything is a big deal with her. Despite this her energy is her best quality and makes her very enjoyable to be around.
Person: Wow Marith you're really loud and talkative.
Marith: I know I am i always talk too much one time i went on a cereal strike and this is how I learned to fear ants...
Marith: I know I am i always talk too much one time i went on a cereal strike and this is how I learned to fear ants...
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Get the marith mug.1) Truly an item or object used to create a better sexual experience for lovers. A vibrator or sex toy. A dildo or the like. Sexual lubricants. Flavored sexual lubricants. Ribbed condom or the like.
2) A term used to incite laughter on a job-site or construction site to identify a large tool.
2) A term used to incite laughter on a job-site or construction site to identify a large tool.
1) Kirk: "Spock, come to my ready room, and bring our favorite marital aid!"
2) Johnson: "Smith, go get that high torque two-inch hole boring hammer drill..and get the kid to come here to help me with it would ya!?"
Smith: "I'll get the kid and HE can bring you the marital aid!"
2) Johnson: "Smith, go get that high torque two-inch hole boring hammer drill..and get the kid to come here to help me with it would ya!?"
Smith: "I'll get the kid and HE can bring you the marital aid!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
Get the marital aid mug.a funny girl who loves to have fun. she loves her friends and she's always there for them. Maritza is a nice & sweet person unless you get on her bad side. if u treat her bad, she's gonna treat u 10x worse.
Maritza is an amazing best friend
by maritza's bff September 2, 2011
Get the Maritza mug.Moritz is a beautiful Guy from germany, who is always nice and very beautiful. His Shlong is bigger than the Atlantic Ocean and he is smarter as Einstein. If he loves you, he wont cheat and he gives the best gog-gogs.
Moritz is a Blowgod!
by BlowGod69 November 20, 2020
Get the Moritz mug.The state in which Marti turns from bad to worse and becomes un-managably drunk treating my living room as if it is a city that godzilla has decided to destroy
-"Yo when Martizilla came out last night it was time to bounce like titties!"
-"Did he cry again?"
-"Yep."
-"Did he cry again?"
-"Yep."
by bgager September 9, 2011
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