Marites

A degoratory term for a Philippine aunt, who's been acting like a Karen.
Filipina: OMG! MERONG KANTA ANG BTS!
American: Fuck you! You're a Marites and a Karen. Go touch grass!
by Karma will get you! February 15, 2022
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Marites

Middle aged woman, who has 2 to 3 kids, shes middle child so she has issues, she can fight back so dont try fight with her, shes good at sewing and very perfectionist, she is lowkey getting to know technology so yeah she has facebook, she is not a gossiper but she loves to know the tea.
If you have a marites in your life, your life will be easier, she got all these tips and tricks on her sleeves that makes her more unique.
by BittersweetSince96 November 23, 2021
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marital rape

What Indians and Arabians do to their wives every night
Life in India and Saudi Arabia for women boils down to the crucial decision of whether they want to be rejected as a beggar woman always poor and gang raped once or twice a year or whether they want to be a well to do housewife marital raped by their husband nightly. Ah!, decisions!, decisions!, decisions!
by Bad C dev July 14, 2024
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Pre Marital Mario Sex

Two Italian partners take turns acting like Mario jumping to get a power up. Instead the power up is the other partners butthole and your must fist it.
Me and my hot ass fiancé did the pre marital Mario sex the other day.
by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024
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marites

Is a type of person who likes to gossip. Always updated for the latest news and is more talkative than news reporters. They can be annoying sometimes or always but they are fun to talk with. The origin of the word comes from Philippines which shortens the phrase. "Mare anong latest"
marites what's the latest
by PsychoPact March 30, 2022
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Maritou

Maritou is the most amazing and hottest and sexiest person ever. If you do have a person with this name just know youre the luckiest person on earthh. Dont ever lose her bcs if you do the rest of your life would be useless. Kele khara wli. Bmut fike
by Mastermind887 October 26, 2020
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