menstruation

A process which happens every month to females and involves discharging the blood and other substances lining the womb, through the vagina. Lasts for 5 - 7 days. Can lead to uncomfortable situations if it begins in a public place, such as school and there's no tampons or pads on hand.

A common misconception regarding menstruation is that all females become moody and psycho during that time of the month. This is untrue. Not everyone suffers from PMS. It is also something that is not to be taken lightly if one DOES suffer from overbearing PMS.

Other things that can occur druing menstruation:
- cramps (abdominal pain)
- tender/sore breasts

Menstruation occurs throughout the majority of a female's lifetime, starting at puberty and ends with the onset of menopause.

When a female begins menstruating, it is cause for either celebration or lamentation.

Hey Chelsea! Guess what? My first menstruation cycle began last night!

by Zio November 17, 2006

Masturbation Candy

What it is one thinks about when they masturbate.

If she wants me to be her masturbation candy I'm fine with that.

You're the perfect masturbation candy for me.

by Nivens March 18, 2011

Friends with masturbation benefits

A friend (usually female) on Facebook added solely for the purpose of masturbation.

After running out of suitable material, I resorted to looking at the pictures of my Friends with masturbation benefits on Facebook.

by italianjob99 May 26, 2010

Intellectual Masturbation

speaking for the sole pleasure of listening to yourself and showing off your supposed intellectual and linguistic capacities.

John continually goes on about the merits of Times New Roman. He does so in a completely self-absorbed, disinterested tone.

John- (weary tone) "You simply can't comprehend the intrinsic value of Times New Roman font to our society and the way we decipher the world. There is evidently a plethora of ways it has effected our daily experiences."

Tim- "John, do cease your intellectual masturbation. It bores me to an umpteenth degree. My finely tuned ears were not designed for your incessant blabber."

by Harrisburg Dairies December 23, 2011

manstructions

The act of assembling any newly obtained product without the aid of the included instructions. Usually performed by men who feel they don't need mundane advice from a useless piece of paper, this can result in time delays during construction.

Ego Man #1: Nah, we don't need the instructions to assemble this new set of storage shelves - instructions are for lames, dude. We'll use our built in manstructions.

Ego Man #2: Damn strait man, hell yah - lets do it.

~5 hours later~

Ego Man #1: Sh*t we should have used those instructions.

by zyphex November 23, 2007

Masturbation Tag

A playground game that involves one player who is designated as "it", to chase other players while masturbating in an attempt to tag or touch them, usually with their ejaculate. The tagged player then becomes 'it' and must chase the other players while masturbating.

Also known as Jerk Tag.

I started jerking off & everybody scattered & ran, so I chased them like we were playing a good ol' game of Masturbation Tag!

by amygo June 20, 2011

mansulation

Slang for excessive body hair on a man. Can also be used in reference to a full beard.

"Figured I could use some mansulation this winter," said Jon, stroking his beard.

by GzBz October 13, 2011