Muffin top

A chick with a name like Jasper usually has a muffin top.

Jasper's friend-Don't point out to Jasper she has a muffin top, she's the wrong one.
Asshole-Or what?

by Solid Mantis June 21, 2018

Muffin Top

When a couple or two people are having sex and the receiver eats a muffin while the giver put their hands on the receiver's neck and chokes them. This causes the receiver to "double choke" as they are choking from the muffin and the giver's hands at the same time while receiving pleasure below.

"I was getting muffin topped during sex! Dammit Jon!"

by Selaphiel December 23, 2018

Muffin top

An extremely rude insult to a person with an oversized midriff.

Can be used to discribe someone with a short blunt cock and small full-moon plate sized boobs.

You muffin top

Omg he must have a muffin top dick

Ewwww muffin top

by Seabass101 May 20, 2019

Muffin Top

In some cases, where someone is wearing tight jeans of leggings and their skin\fat spills over the edge like a muffin over a case
In other cases, it is where a girl usually year 7 has their hair up in a floppy messy bun that looks like a muffin

Eww that gels gotta muffin top
Look at dat gel wiv the muffin top on her head

by Wdktkelsldkfjsjdnfnr July 9, 2019

Muffin Top

When a girl scrunches her stomach fat together (muffin top) like a taco and jacks you off with it.

“Damn, I got great muffin top last night by this BBW, dude it was so hot”

by Stankman February 24, 2020

Muffin Top

The fat bit that overflows over the top of your pants. Despite what the other definitions are trying to tell you, muffin tops are adorable, and if you have one: I love you.

*someone posts a pic of a chubby girl*
"She has a muffin top, very soft looking, would hug her."

by pplatonic February 14, 2022

muffin-top

The fat bulge resulting from a person (usually women) who wears pants that are too tight along with a halter/tube top.
That fat bulge looks somewhat like the top of a muffin, hence the name.

"I guess that fat chick used the money on an extra Big Mac instead of bigger pants and a whole shirt."

Respectable woman: "What the hell is that fat bitch thinking going out in public like that?!"

I would use an example with "muffin-top" in it, but what the hell type of urban slang is muffin-top? Corporate America is not urban

by nick-_- August 29, 2005