a German name for a decent, nice, if slightly 'ackward' kid that you'll discover when he becomes your locker buddy. He'll look you up in his old yearbook because he won't believe that you're not a new student. You, being his amazing locker buddy, will constantly beat him in the locker-opening challenges you'll frequently have. Be happy that you know a Matteo Zimmerman, because they're awesome.
by amazinglockerbuddy January 17, 2011
by Donmatteolover November 23, 2021
An Italian King wiwith a massie Italian personality however his dong is virtually non existent. He was given a lisp for the good of humankind otherwise all women would be uncontrollably attracted to him.
by a.straight.guy June 24, 2019
by LittleZombie February 02, 2025
A matteo moment is used when we have to describe something or someone that has harassed a child before.
by SNAPCHATUSER505 April 25, 2023
He have a very huge cock and is a very strong person not only bodily even mental strength. He is sexy as fuck and going for your mom tonight.
by Ullis the biggest March 08, 2022
Someone who eats alot at dinners and has fun with animals. He is pansexual and likes dudes over women. Also is plsu size
by Someone2131 June 22, 2022