An Italian Famous Clown. When he talks about anything you can hear the circus song in the background.
by Dafbbaby November 24, 2021
Get the Matteo Mascarettimug. An Amazing person who has a 1 million cm shlong. he is very short tho.he are around 1 foot 3 to 2 foot 5. He will always steal any balls you have , basketball , baseball , and your ba ... anyway he has his pros and his cons. He has to be right about EVERYTHING.
by Matteo's Best friend May 9, 2022
Get the Matteomug. „Matteo is better than Olof"
by onlytruthnofake November 14, 2021
Get the Matteomug. Matteo is the type of guy who at first might seem like an idiot but after knwing for a while you start to realize just how smart he is but oooooh no we haven't finished yet.....
He has an extremely large penis wich can pleasure any girl at her maximum not only that but he has some 8 pack abs and can cook better than gordon ramsay he loves cats is caring and loving and probably had more girls than most men in the world.
if you know a guy called Matteo you should straight up ask him out and or try to fuck him.
Altho he is secretely attracted to boys but does everything to hide it.
He has an extremely large penis wich can pleasure any girl at her maximum not only that but he has some 8 pack abs and can cook better than gordon ramsay he loves cats is caring and loving and probably had more girls than most men in the world.
if you know a guy called Matteo you should straight up ask him out and or try to fuck him.
Altho he is secretely attracted to boys but does everything to hide it.
i love my Matteo
by anonymous November 21, 2021
Get the Matteomug. A kind and restful soul. A pure boy/man . usually shy . Hot like lava , he can throw shades in sundays. nobody can stand easy when he's around. eyes like the universe
by iaintnodamnsecratary January 7, 2017
Get the matteo romanomug. Matteo is someone who’s really handsome tall and 6’5 with curly hair and a long dick (1 foot 3 inches) hes amazing gorgues handsome amazing gets all the hoes
by Matteo is so fine April 28, 2024
Get the matteomug. a German name for a decent, nice, if slightly 'ackward' kid that you'll discover when he becomes your locker buddy. He'll look you up in his old yearbook because he won't believe that you're not a new student. You, being his amazing locker buddy, will constantly beat him in the locker-opening challenges you'll frequently have. Be happy that you know a Matteo Zimmerman, because they're awesome.
by amazinglockerbuddy January 17, 2011
Get the Matteo Zimmermanmug.