Markus Vanderlinde

A simp. He/she respects women and always does what they ask. Even if women are wrong he always agrees with them. He buys women close then gets capped with the "Thank you bro" when he's trying to get out of the friend zone.

Markus Vanderlinde just bought that girl a hoodie and she said "thank you bro", apparently he's been trying to smash for years but he's still a Virgin and a major SIMP.

by TheDefinitionOfHugeCocks May 4, 2020

Markus Ådnanes

A very hot boi. Stronk. He is gamer. yes. He may be abit too chonky but it ok.

Look a Markus Ådnanes

by OliveSeal March 10, 2021

Mark/Markus

a "mark" is the person, or "customer", recieving services from a prostitute.

The prostitute was searching for her "mark."

by R3AL1Z3 March 5, 2005

markus

asshole backstabbing jerk

boy: “dude did you see that new markus kid?”
boy 2:”yeah i heard he’s a real asshole.”

by habsgsisnvzusjs sshs sh February 18, 2019

jan markus

This is a rather rare Norwegian name. A Jan Markus is usually one that looks like he has been dragged out of a pigs arse. People often think they smell really bad and his crooked smile often causes girls to faint because they are horrified. His nose usually resembles the shape of a BBD.

Man he's such a Jan Markus. Damn.

by lol9786386 April 18, 2018

markus persons

Markus Persons is the creator of the well known game, Minecraft. He is known as Notch.

Markus Persons is great because he invented minecraft.

by themagicalkilljoy March 17, 2016

markus shakotko

markus is so lit im like gonna ! . )

!. ) german

hey markus shakotko you are the gem of i am german

by hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiGIRLfreindDYLAN January 26, 2023