Mallory is a descriptive word, to be a Mallory, you would be described as:
- Someone who speaks VERY fast, with slang
- Someone who makes out with other girls boyfriends, and is okay with it, but so is everyone else... well except the other girl.
- Someone who is completely and totally infatuated with the color Purple
- Someone who is not afraid to voice an opinion
- Bubbly at times but knows how to put on a serious face
- Someone who on a regular day-to-day basis has some random dude stuck to her face (but its okay, cuz shes a laugh)
- Cannot handle her liquor as much as she would like too
- Can make a situation quite sketchy without even knowing it
-Has to try on everything in a store even if she has no intention of buying anything
- Does crazy head movements FULL of attitude when she is angry (this bitch has attitude)
- But the most important aspect of this person is that she will one day marry an Anneika...one day.
- Someone who speaks VERY fast, with slang
- Someone who makes out with other girls boyfriends, and is okay with it, but so is everyone else... well except the other girl.
- Someone who is completely and totally infatuated with the color Purple
- Someone who is not afraid to voice an opinion
- Bubbly at times but knows how to put on a serious face
- Someone who on a regular day-to-day basis has some random dude stuck to her face (but its okay, cuz shes a laugh)
- Cannot handle her liquor as much as she would like too
- Can make a situation quite sketchy without even knowing it
-Has to try on everything in a store even if she has no intention of buying anything
- Does crazy head movements FULL of attitude when she is angry (this bitch has attitude)
- But the most important aspect of this person is that she will one day marry an Anneika...one day.
Mallory: "this beer is too warm, I can't drink it!"
Jimmy: "Its funny because it tastes a little bit like that guy you had on your face"
Anneika: " Daaammmnnn, Mallory is gona give herself whip lash!"
Sarah: "Oh shes pissed at Alex again?"
Jimmy: "Its funny because it tastes a little bit like that guy you had on your face"
Anneika: " Daaammmnnn, Mallory is gona give herself whip lash!"
Sarah: "Oh shes pissed at Alex again?"
by Anita<3 November 09, 2010
by Cabob December 26, 2019
Tom:"Dude I just ate some tacos and took a massive Mallory"
Steven:"NO WAY"
Tom:"Yeah it was so massive it was like a bridge from Russia to Alaska"
Steven:"NO WAY"
Tom:"Yeah it was so massive it was like a bridge from Russia to Alaska"
by NateTheGreat118 February 13, 2013
a grass fairy from argonaut
by pat_trap March 03, 2008
by NastyDonkey February 15, 2017
A Mallory is a female with an extremely hairy vagina. This vagina is often mistakened for a bird's nest or a tangled ball of yarn.
I was going down on Mallory last night until a bird flew out of that vagina and almost pecked my eyes out!
I was going down on Mallory last night until a bird flew out of that vagina and almost pecked my eyes out!
Mallory
by Chad Meister February 11, 2009
Skank, Slut, Ho,
Likes Sexting, and TRIES to get lots of guys in bed. Wear's booty shorts, and tries to show off her breasts.
FAVORITE apparrel: Nothing
Guys thinks she's disgusting. With too much black hair and too skanky.
Likes Sexting, and TRIES to get lots of guys in bed. Wear's booty shorts, and tries to show off her breasts.
FAVORITE apparrel: Nothing
Guys thinks she's disgusting. With too much black hair and too skanky.
MALLORY Hello hunks! (tries to show herself off)
GUYS Hey you're hot.... umm bye
AS they walk away one guy says to the other, She must have been a Mallory, GROSS!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1- I think she wore that yesterday too
Guy 2- What, she wasn't wearing anything
Guy1- EXACTLY!
GUYS Hey you're hot.... umm bye
AS they walk away one guy says to the other, She must have been a Mallory, GROSS!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1- I think she wore that yesterday too
Guy 2- What, she wasn't wearing anything
Guy1- EXACTLY!
by Mikabra Chadabra May 02, 2010