When a skank puts on an unnecessary amount of lipstick and sucks your dick while attempting to sing her favorite tunes.
Damn that bitch sang me the sweetest Lipstick Lullaby last night...when she was finished it looked like my dick was painted red and someone threw a spoon-full of yogurt in her face.
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by Sin'e December 9, 2008
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Jenny gave Jack the best "Lullaby and a handjob" the other night after losing a hand at dingleberry circus roll along. Now he will sleep for weeks without any gambling worries.
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