Longhorn

The biggest pussy yiu will ever mean he has long hair and like dudes
Longhorn likes tk steal gis dads dip
by chaz ham johnson December 22, 2018
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Longhorn Sermon

“A sermon that has a point here a point there and a lot of bull in the middle” - Paster D🤪
Guy 1: yooo that sermon on Swiss cheese was wack.

Guy2: that was such a longhorn sermon.

Guy1: a what?!

Guy2: you know, it had a point here, a point there, and a lot of bull in the middle.
by B-Flow. December 01, 2024
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Longhorn Cannoli

When your longhorn server takes the bread and stuffs it full of their cream ;)
Waiter: Yea the guy at table 34 was being a cunt so I gave him a longhorn cannoli.

Host: Man you're fucked.
by longhornhostnigga November 02, 2020
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longhorn lines

Adderall for working and coke for partying, conveniently combined into a single line package. Most commonly found on bathroom counters at frat parties at the University of Texas.
If you run into a dude tweaking like a west campus homeless guy at a Longhorn post-game, he probably hit some longhorn lines in the bathroom 20 minutes ago.
by ~ 𓆏 ~ November 12, 2021
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luke longhorn

Luke Longhorn is mostly made fun of for his last name and supposedly one of the most perfect people ever. He is athletic in many ways but when it comes to education wise you'll start to wonder why he is even in your grade
Luke Longhorn did u do the homework yet?

What homework?!
by Jalini 2014 April 01, 2016
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Thundering longhorn

When you’re making a sexy time and you yell “stampede” and 5 or more of your buddies jump out of the closet naked
“Hey baby, you ready for a thundering longhorn? STAMPEDE!!”
by Z3RO_LAS May 10, 2021
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Longhorn Plan

1. A plan to completely scrap a project after making significant progress and start over from scratch. Some parts of the original plan may be salvageable but most well have to be completely reworked for the new longhorn plan.

2. A reference to the scrapping of Windows Longhorn after three and a half years of development.
Guy 1: Hey you know that project you've been working on since you started with the company?

Guy 2: Uhhh, Yeah...

Guy 1: None of it's working and the business requirements have changed.

Guy2: I'll get started on the Longhorn Plan
by ztpruit January 26, 2010
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