by chaz ham johnson December 22, 2018
Guy 1: yooo that sermon on Swiss cheese was wack.
Guy2: that was such a longhorn sermon.
Guy1: a what?!
Guy2: you know, it had a point here, a point there, and a lot of bull in the middle.
Guy2: that was such a longhorn sermon.
Guy1: a what?!
Guy2: you know, it had a point here, a point there, and a lot of bull in the middle.
by B-Flow. December 01, 2024
Waiter: Yea the guy at table 34 was being a cunt so I gave him a longhorn cannoli.
Host: Man you're fucked.
Host: Man you're fucked.
by longhornhostnigga November 02, 2020
Adderall for working and coke for partying, conveniently combined into a single line package. Most commonly found on bathroom counters at frat parties at the University of Texas.
If you run into a dude tweaking like a west campus homeless guy at a Longhorn post-game, he probably hit some longhorn lines in the bathroom 20 minutes ago.
by ~ 𓆏 ~ November 12, 2021
Luke Longhorn is mostly made fun of for his last name and supposedly one of the most perfect people ever. He is athletic in many ways but when it comes to education wise you'll start to wonder why he is even in your grade
by Jalini 2014 April 01, 2016
When you’re making a sexy time and you yell “stampede” and 5 or more of your buddies jump out of the closet naked
by Z3RO_LAS May 10, 2021
1. A plan to completely scrap a project after making significant progress and start over from scratch. Some parts of the original plan may be salvageable but most well have to be completely reworked for the new longhorn plan.
2. A reference to the scrapping of Windows Longhorn after three and a half years of development.
2. A reference to the scrapping of Windows Longhorn after three and a half years of development.
Guy 1: Hey you know that project you've been working on since you started with the company?
Guy 2: Uhhh, Yeah...
Guy 1: None of it's working and the business requirements have changed.
Guy2: I'll get started on the Longhorn Plan
Guy 2: Uhhh, Yeah...
Guy 1: None of it's working and the business requirements have changed.
Guy2: I'll get started on the Longhorn Plan
by ztpruit January 26, 2010