Longhorn Plan

1. A plan to completely scrap a project after making significant progress and start over from scratch. Some parts of the original plan may be salvageable but most well have to be completely reworked for the new longhorn plan.

2. A reference to the scrapping of Windows Longhorn after three and a half years of development.

Guy 1: Hey you know that project you've been working on since you started with the company?

Guy 2: Uhhh, Yeah...

Guy 1: None of it's working and the business requirements have changed.

Guy2: I'll get started on the Longhorn Plan

by ztpruit January 26, 2010

Longhorn language

the way people try to sensor what they're saying but they know damn well they be doin it too
-symptoms of longhorn language are
-being a hypocrite
-being retarded
-being mentally retarded

-being PHYSICALLY retarded

-being a jock
-being a nerd
-#8 there is no #8
-being single
-writing lists... imma stop now

hey hey kid longhorn language!!! ...hypocrite

by thememeist September 10, 2016

Longhorn Mediocre

averageness of a type where the subject itself is unaware of its general non-threatening nature.

I went to Rudy’s to get some bbq but it was really Longhorn mediocre.

by atxslingshot July 4, 2024

Longhorn

Unicorn genitalia

I’m not afraid of getting spiked by a unicorn horn but get away from that longhorn.

by Randypnr December 11, 2019

Longhorn 4066

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by ThePhantom6314 June 5, 2023

latex longhorn

Where a broken horn from a longhorn bull is torn through the latex the male/female is wearing and injected inside the male/female's rectum, then continues to sit on the horn to push it as far as possible. (If female, inject vaginal region also to mimic a longhorns head)

Hey man, me and Sally did a 'latex longhorn' last night
Man stands up silently
Walks away
Hears puking noises outside for 30 minutes

by Mr. Fansworth January 12, 2014

luke longhorn

Luke Longhorn is mostly made fun of for his last name and supposedly one of the most perfect people ever. He is athletic in many ways but when it comes to education wise you'll start to wonder why he is even in your grade

Luke Longhorn did u do the homework yet?

What homework?!

by Jalini 2014 June 29, 2016