A bunch of internet creatures who spam "uoh" or "cunny" under every anime that contains female child characters
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B:"She looks like she's 10. Get a life, you lolicon."
B:"She looks like she's 10. Get a life, you lolicon."
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Get the Lolicon mug.A person who reads, watches, consumes, or otherwise enjoys Loli content, Lolis, or young girls, typically in anime.
Person 1: I love this anime character, she's so hot!
Person 2: Isn't she a kid?
Person 1: Yea, so?
Person 2: Ew, Lolicon.
Person 2: Isn't she a kid?
Person 1: Yea, so?
Person 2: Ew, Lolicon.
by V1nny_211 September 3, 2025
Get the Lolicon mug.The existence of "shotacons" and "lolicons" dates back to the Second World War, when Hitler was wiping society of the people he considered subhuman. He deemed the shotacons/lolicons subhuman because of their mental and physical delays due to them being severely inbred and overweight. The shotacons/lolicons were sent to the gas chambers, but the Nazis didn't have enough time to gas them all because of how diabolically obese they were; multiple of them didn't fit inside the gas chambers. Today, shotacons/lolicons always wine and compare themselves to those who suffered under the Nazis during the Second World War. Also; the majority of shotacons/lolicons honour their inbred ancestry by stroking their shit to incest hentai and fanfiction.
The springs of the mattress collapsed under the lolicon/shotacon's great mass, "holy shit!" Their mother cried, "when will you free me from this hell and go lose some weight?" She asked. "Not now mom, I'm gooning to lolis and shotas." Replied the shotacon/lolicon.
Then their mother was forced to exist the house as the overwhelming stench emanating off the shotacon/lolicon was killing her. She decided it was enough, then she unplugged the wifi router and prayed that that will motivate the shotacon/lolicon to lose some weight or atleast go for a walk.
And go for a walk they did. The shotacon/lolicon walked (waddled, actually that's too generous) they dragged their obese, blubbering; undulating body towards the local elementary school where they immediately busted everywhere and raped all of the 5 year olds in sight.
Then their mother was forced to exist the house as the overwhelming stench emanating off the shotacon/lolicon was killing her. She decided it was enough, then she unplugged the wifi router and prayed that that will motivate the shotacon/lolicon to lose some weight or atleast go for a walk.
And go for a walk they did. The shotacon/lolicon walked (waddled, actually that's too generous) they dragged their obese, blubbering; undulating body towards the local elementary school where they immediately busted everywhere and raped all of the 5 year olds in sight.
by Valk88 December 3, 2025
Get the Shotacon/Lolicon mug.Me: Hey, I heard of lolis, want some?
David: I’m open to that, oh yeah, that’s hot
Masturbates loud
David: OH THIS IS GOOD I’M ALMOST THERE
Ejaculates
David: I exploded all over the screen
Message
Me: I can’t believe you touched yourself while looking at some lolis
David: I need more
Lolicons: Don’t we all want more lolis and sex
Anyone: We might have some Chronic Lolicon Syndrome
There is a vaccine called Lolifix, it fixes you in 5 seconds
David: I’m open to that, oh yeah, that’s hot
Masturbates loud
David: OH THIS IS GOOD I’M ALMOST THERE
Ejaculates
David: I exploded all over the screen
Message
Me: I can’t believe you touched yourself while looking at some lolis
David: I need more
Lolicons: Don’t we all want more lolis and sex
Anyone: We might have some Chronic Lolicon Syndrome
There is a vaccine called Lolifix, it fixes you in 5 seconds
by Cultistmania June 10, 2023
Get the Chronic Lolicon Syndrome mug.Lolicons are people who are attracted to Fictional Children, or as they like to call them, "Lolis", Lolis usually look like they're 4-10, but actually, they are a 1000 year old elemental bender who is half dragon half devil half angel half gay half lesbian half clown half human or something like that.
Whenever Lolicons get called out on their bullshit, they resort to using either the age excuse or the fiction excuse, both of which are worse than just admitting to liking kids.
Whenever Lolicons get called out on their bullshit, they resort to using either the age excuse or the fiction excuse, both of which are worse than just admitting to liking kids.
Person 1: "Dude, I love Loli so much, I think I'm a Lolicon!"
Person 2: "what the fuck, what are you? a pedophile?
Person 1: "Dude, it's just a drawing, don't be so scared. and by the way, she's 9000 years old"
Person 2: "I'm filing a restraining order on you"
Person 2: "what the fuck, what are you? a pedophile?
Person 1: "Dude, it's just a drawing, don't be so scared. and by the way, she's 9000 years old"
Person 2: "I'm filing a restraining order on you"
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