Lion king

When youre having sex with a girl on her period, after you ejaculate inside you pull out and wipe your dick across her forehead while you whisper "Simba"

Man, you wouldnt believe it. My girl let me give her the Lion King last night

by Wobbelywibbelybob May 16, 2025

Lion King

The best Character is Timon. Period.

Human: The Lion King is the best!
Me: Yeah I love Timon!
Human: Yeah! Everyone else SUCKS, bro

by IEATNUMBERS June 26, 2020

Lion Kinged

When you are fucking a girl doggy style and then you stick your thumb in her anal cavitty and she turns around in surprise and you pull out your thumb and wipe her shit on her forehead and say “Simba”

Yo I Lion Kinged my girl last night and I received praise.

by WOCKYslusher69 April 30, 2021

The Lion King

The Lion King is a sexual position is where the female rides on the males dick while the male wears a Burger King crown. He proceeds by smearing his burger all over the females breasts and they both begin to sing hakuna matata. When the male cums the female must shout “Oh daddy rafiki fill me with your wise old baboon cum!”

Hey daddy wanna do the Lion King

by Master of chi January 5, 2021

Lion king theorem

When two people have an argument. They play the lion king movie in the background, one guy can only speak while simba is on screen and the other may speak while simba is off screen.

The presidential debate is on tonight ? Fuck a mediator let’s use the lion king theorem.

by Spinter April 22, 2021

The Lion King

Possibly one of the greatest, if not the greatest movies from the Disney renaissance. A retelling of Shakespeare's Hamlet, but with animals. Everything in this feature is perfect - from the writing to the animation to the songs... I literally canNOT give all of the things that are great in this movie, THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THOSE! I mean, Can You Feel The Love Tonight won the best original song at the Oscars! Oh, and if you think that the "live-action" remake of the movie is good, then why won't you do us a favor and go f*ck yourself?

Guy 1: Hey guys, remember The Lion King?
Guy 2: Oh wait, you mean the 2019 ada-
Guy 1: No. Go away.

by JanTheAnimatorOfficial November 1, 2023

The Lion King

When your girl is on a heavy bleeding day on her period, have sex doggy style. When you blow your load, pull out and wipe your bloody dick across her ass and say “Simba!”

I was pounding my girl last night, and realized she was on her period, so I did the Lion King on her ass!

by RvTech March 17, 2020