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linguistic alchemy

The art of BSing and sounding very intelligent
Considering getting my requisitional conjunctive archives being published in the foreseeable future. However, having difficulty trying to explain to the publishers just what the archive of conjunctive historical values around linguistic alchemy and other concepts as well as past and possible future policies actually is about!
by Superbot1106 July 7, 2011
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linlithgow

Linlithgow is known as the town near edinburgh with palace. The town is split into 3 areas spam valley, down the street and the other end. the best places to chill out are usually inhabited by large groups of teenagers. These teenagers dont mean to threaten you but predidjuces of town folk may make it seem like that.
linlithgow is a town near edinburgh not to be confused with bo'ness.
by franky boy April 25, 2006
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Lingle

verb or noun

When a man stands over a woman and places his balls just above her mouth (like teabaging). the woman then licks them rapidly with the tip of her tounge. Thus the women is licking and the man is dingling= lingling
"Hey baby, let me lingle you..."
"Yo girl, you want me to give you a lingle?"

Man 1: "Dude I totally lingled this chick last night!"
Man 2: "Oh man that's awesome! Who was she???"
Man 1: "Who else?...Hawaii Governor Linda Lingle!"
Man 2: "SICK!!!"
by HI Matt December 7, 2006
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Lintlicker

An unclean lesbian, a person who preforms oral sex on an unclean woman.
"Angie is starting to smell really bad."

"Well my friend tells me that her boyfriend is a fat lintlicker"
by james641985 June 6, 2007
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Linging

To explore a foreign city after consuming 2 to 3 beers; aspects of Linging include chatting with locals and staring for uncomfortably long times at landmarks.
My friend and I went Linging all over Amsterdam...did you know their monarch is a piss head and is known as Prince Pint?!
by tomislav87 August 18, 2017
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Linguinist Church

A religious counterpart to the newly formed pastafareinites(pastafareinism is not to be confused with Pastafarianism, even though they both worship the flying spaghetti monster) While pastafareinites are known for their moral indifference, linguinists are pure evil. Linguinists enjoy punching babies, kicking puppies, and playing wii fit. Linguinist are completly antisocial and only come out at night to steal linguine from Jewel Osco. They later use this for sacrificial rituals to the Great Linguine God. Linguinists also bathe in alfredo sauce.
Jack: Oh my god, who the hell is that freak????
Jill: Oh no. . . he's with the Linguinist Church!!! Quick hide the alfredo!
by Gherolinkinpark May 3, 2009
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linguidiot

An individual who promotes idiostics.

The rise of Internet communications has led to a rise in poor grammar, spelling, and punctuation, along with a rise in ad-hoc fad-based portmanteaus, such as Brangolina. Linguidiot is a portmanteau mocking both the overuse of portmanteaus and people with exceptionally poor grasp of writing constructs. It combines linguistics (the science of language) and idiot (severe retardation).

Some linguistic offenders prefer to respond by further highlighting their ignorance, using responses such as Grammar Nazi.

Originally coined April 3, 2013 by Gregory S. of Florida.
Bob: Ur l8me to.

Fred: Way to go, linguidiot! You make yourself look like you have no ability to learn and apply details.

Bob: grammar nazi

Fred: (roll eyes) You're using the wrong words (too, not to) and can't spell! That's not even grammar!
by ChuckerGreg April 3, 2013
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