Ling

One who lingers in large groups; a Ling is not opposed to overstaying their welcome; moreover, Lings express an usual desire to seek housing arrangements with other Lings for reasons not always clear or logical; may be associated with extreme untidiness; Lings tend to be white males in their 20s, however females as well as males of other ethnic backgrounds may also fall under the Ling category.
If you have a place of your own, beware of Lings. They will visit frequently, arriving at early hours of the day and leaving at late hours of the night. If your company leaves behind trash from the local fast food restaurant seek attention immediately; you have been the victim of a Ling. Furthermore, a group of friends may decide to rent a house together, whether or not the decision makes sense financially. Individuals whom linger around the residence of a Ling may be referred to as Half-Lings.
by Starr905 October 13, 2011
mugGet the Lingmug.

Ling

"yo, I need to smoke a ling!"
by Nora Jane April 1, 2007
mugGet the Lingmug.

Ling Ling

Asian girl who hacked Kevin Hart's Instagram on March 30th, 2016. Changed the profile name to "Lucu2016", deleted all of Kevin Hart's South Africa trip photos, and posted couple selfies and screenshots to promote other accounts.
- Yo dude, Ling Ling hacked Kevin Hart's Instagram
- Guess Asians aren't just good at math huh
by some_asian_guy July 2, 2016
mugGet the Ling Lingmug.

ling

(n) The sound made when you throw a pan against a hard surface such as a wall or a floor. This is commonly done by Chinese people in order to name their children. Thus, there are millions of chinese people named: Ling, Ching, Ang, Ding, Dong, Chang, Pang, etc.
After throwing the customary pan against the metal wall, the old man heard the sound "Ling!" and immeadeately named his newborn song Ling.
by your mom February 14, 2007
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ling

by joanna cassidy May 28, 2005
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ling

A short for Swiss high-end luxury watch maker Breitling.
I didn't know John's got himself a Ling!
by dilijasi January 16, 2008
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ling

verb; to ling, noun; the act of stealing from the mall.
past tense: lung
origin; Sandy Valley region of Northeast Ohio
No way, i lung a hat today. Can you ling me a belt?
by Paul_Blart October 1, 2010
mugGet the lingmug.

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