1. A pimp/ette's vehicle, designed for the most comfortable fuck achievable. (I know..) First produced in 1938, 1956-60 the Mark II-V were released under solely the "Continental" name, in 1961 the Continental was completely redesigned from scratch. 60's models were often characterized by suicide doors, a design flaw that makes for an extremely sexy, deadly vehicle. The accelerator must be pressed with a pimp cane, and there are dual goblet holders for you & your hoe passenger's drinking pleasure.
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Get the Lincoln Continental mug.In death, wizards of great power are sometimes able to turn themselves into liches. A lich is a skeletal, undead creature, whose magical powers can only be matched by its malevolence. The process of becoming a lich is very painful, but those who are powerful enough to become liches willingly undergo it: Liches are totally immune to any sort of mental attack, poisons, diseases and suchlike. They can also channel magical energy much easier than humans or any of the normal races, making them deadly adversaries. Liches are often seen leading great masses of lesser, undead warriors.
by noway November 10, 2003
Get the lich mug.Lichelle; definition of a real girl. Type who's laid back, smooth, and hella cool. The person you'll never forget, the type of girl you'll never want to let go of. Not only smart, and cute, but also very loving to all- family and friends.
"That's Lichelle?! Why, she's just what Urban Dictionary definer her as!"
by thathellacooldude October 13, 2009
Get the Lichelle mug.The Lich King is the ruler of the Undead Armies. He is not a physical being however; he is a spirit-like entity that commands through telepathic messages to his commanding officers. His "spirit" resides within the Frozen Throne: basically a throne completely frozen within layers of ice, and perched on top of a huge mountain of ice and rock.
In the storyline, a former paladin named Arthas becomes power-hungry and searches for Frostmourne, a sword and a powerful artifact that contains the essence of the Lich King. Once having obtained the sword, Arthas becomes possessed to do the Lich Kings biddings, and wants more power.
Soon, after Arthas is able to squelch the opposing forces, he travels to the Frozen Throne as dictated by the Lich King, breaks the ice away from the throne with Frostmourne, and puts on the crown of the Lich King; The Lich King has returned.
In the storyline, a former paladin named Arthas becomes power-hungry and searches for Frostmourne, a sword and a powerful artifact that contains the essence of the Lich King. Once having obtained the sword, Arthas becomes possessed to do the Lich Kings biddings, and wants more power.
Soon, after Arthas is able to squelch the opposing forces, he travels to the Frozen Throne as dictated by the Lich King, breaks the ice away from the throne with Frostmourne, and puts on the crown of the Lich King; The Lich King has returned.
Footman 1: Whoa, what are those varmints travelin' this way?
Footman 2: They call 'em the uh... Undead I reckon.
Footman 1: The what? That's crazy talk. Noone can bring the dead back to life silly.
Footman 2: No seriously! I heard about this one bloke that has this incredible mystical power to raise the armies of the undead.
Footman 1: Well, what's his name dude?
Footman 2: Uhh.... It was.. I think it was Ronald McDonald or something like that.
LICH KING: I AM THE LICH KING, RULER OF THE UNDEAD ARMIES. SURRENDER TO THE WRATH OF THE SCOURGE! YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE.
Footman 1: Oh wait, I remember who he is. He's Bob the Builder.
Footman 2: No.. it's not him. It was Ronald something..
Footman 1: Ronald Reagan?
Footman 2: Yah, I think so. Yah! Ronald Reagan that's who.
Footman 1: Well damn him to hell I say.
Footman 2: Say, I'm kinda hungry. Wanna go get some McDonalds?
Footman 1: Nah McDonalds is a lardbucket. Tis for small children and fatties.
Footman 2: Well you're not looking very fit either.
Footman 1: Well I'm trying to work it off. 'S why I joined the army. It's a good workout.
Footman 2: Aren't you worried that you might die any second?
Footman 1: Not really, I mean, there's really nothing for me besides this. I have no children, no friends, and my wife is.. pretty much a bitch. Nope, I'm fine with the army.
Footman 2: I just joined cuz I needed some money. Completely broke dude. I wouldn't be standing here in front of you if it wasn't for the dollar menus.
Footman 1: Amen to dollar menus bro. I also kinda like that restaurant off Fifth Avenue, W-
LICH KING: I HAVE GIVEN YOU A WARNING. NOW YOU SHALL FEEL THE FULL FURY OF THE UNDEAD SCOURGE. YOUR HOMES AND SETTLEMENTS SHALL BE DESTROYED. YOUR WIVES AND CHILDREN SHALL BE MERCILESSLY MURDERED AND FED TO OUR GHOULS. YOUR WORLD AS YOU KNOW IT WILL CHANGE. THERE IS A NEW POWER IN-
Footman 1: HEY CAN YOU KINDA.. I DUNNO.. STFU? I'M TRYING TO HAVE A DECENT CONVERSATION HERE.. GAH! Cmon dude, let's go to Borders. At least it'll be quiet there. SO RUDE!
Footman 2: They call 'em the uh... Undead I reckon.
Footman 1: The what? That's crazy talk. Noone can bring the dead back to life silly.
Footman 2: No seriously! I heard about this one bloke that has this incredible mystical power to raise the armies of the undead.
Footman 1: Well, what's his name dude?
Footman 2: Uhh.... It was.. I think it was Ronald McDonald or something like that.
LICH KING: I AM THE LICH KING, RULER OF THE UNDEAD ARMIES. SURRENDER TO THE WRATH OF THE SCOURGE! YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE.
Footman 1: Oh wait, I remember who he is. He's Bob the Builder.
Footman 2: No.. it's not him. It was Ronald something..
Footman 1: Ronald Reagan?
Footman 2: Yah, I think so. Yah! Ronald Reagan that's who.
Footman 1: Well damn him to hell I say.
Footman 2: Say, I'm kinda hungry. Wanna go get some McDonalds?
Footman 1: Nah McDonalds is a lardbucket. Tis for small children and fatties.
Footman 2: Well you're not looking very fit either.
Footman 1: Well I'm trying to work it off. 'S why I joined the army. It's a good workout.
Footman 2: Aren't you worried that you might die any second?
Footman 1: Not really, I mean, there's really nothing for me besides this. I have no children, no friends, and my wife is.. pretty much a bitch. Nope, I'm fine with the army.
Footman 2: I just joined cuz I needed some money. Completely broke dude. I wouldn't be standing here in front of you if it wasn't for the dollar menus.
Footman 1: Amen to dollar menus bro. I also kinda like that restaurant off Fifth Avenue, W-
LICH KING: I HAVE GIVEN YOU A WARNING. NOW YOU SHALL FEEL THE FULL FURY OF THE UNDEAD SCOURGE. YOUR HOMES AND SETTLEMENTS SHALL BE DESTROYED. YOUR WIVES AND CHILDREN SHALL BE MERCILESSLY MURDERED AND FED TO OUR GHOULS. YOUR WORLD AS YOU KNOW IT WILL CHANGE. THERE IS A NEW POWER IN-
Footman 1: HEY CAN YOU KINDA.. I DUNNO.. STFU? I'M TRYING TO HAVE A DECENT CONVERSATION HERE.. GAH! Cmon dude, let's go to Borders. At least it'll be quiet there. SO RUDE!
by seanzyseven March 30, 2009
Get the Lich King mug.A disease that transforms a person into a symbiotic fungus every full moon. It is contracted from rocks that bite. Once a person is afflicted, they can potentially spread it to others via biting.
Once the doctor came to the conclusion that the villagers had been afflicted by lichenthropy, he warned his assistants that werefungi were about.
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