Lil Pump

A rapper who has an IQ of a rock.

Teacher: Sonic, what is 5 times 4?

Sonic: 20.

Teacher: Arthur, what is 24 times 7?

Arthur: 168!

Teacher: Caillou, what is 1437 divided by 3?

Caillou: 479?

Teacher: Lil Pump, what is 1 plus 2?

Lil Pump: 70 nibba!

Teacher: Lil Pump, that's not the correct answer. Go back to kindergarten.

Lil Pump by Raspberry Necessary 35 February 28, 2022

lil pump

Lil pump is god

Person 1: who is lil pump
Person 2: *takes headphones off*
Person 2: you hear in the headphone gucci gang
Person 2: lil pump is god

lil pump by itsjuany January 6, 2018

lil pump

Arguably the greatest composer & songwriter of all time. His work includes outstanding classics such as Flex Like Ouu, Gucci Gang and Esketit.

Dude 1: who's lil pump?
Dude 2: he's the greatest composer known to man.

lil pump by еskетiт June 22, 2018

lil pump

a dumb rapper who looks like a mop, has fake dreads, and has the same IQ as a broken rock

Person 1: Who's this Lil Pump guy?
Person 2: Oh, just a dumb rapper.
Lil Pump: ESKETIT!
Person 2: Can you just shut up! You've been doing that since you first entered this house.

lil pump by h2008 February 21, 2019

Lil Pump

A rapper from Florida who blew up in early 2017 with songs like “D Rose” and “Flex like ouu”. Lil pump songs are typically a quick hook containing the name of the song, followed up by a quick 8 bar verse about how he pops pills and fucks your sister, and then he repeats the song title 45 more times. His music is decent for when your high as fuck and just listening to the beat, but if your sober and listening to the lyrics you might want to gouge your own eyes out. His most popular phrase is esketit. And he even has a song with that title.

Isaiah: you like lil pump?
Demarcus: nah that nigga trash
*3 backwoods later*
Demarcus: ESKETITTTTTTTTTTT

Lil Pump by theburningchicken July 16, 2018

Lil Pump

A X-SoundCloud rapper who dropped out of Harvard to become a full-time trap rapper. He is known for saying “ESSKEETIT,” which is a combination of the three words “lets”, “get” and “it.” Many would say he is a “mumble rapper.” But honestly who gives a fuck. Many would say he is stupid, but I’d honestly like to see them haters make it to Harvard. He is part of “Gucci Gang,” a gang known for wearing expensive clothing.

Lil Pump: “momma told me Lil Pump wolnt be shit, told that bitch I could move these bricks”

Lil Pump by ☣SUPA THICC BOIZ☣ August 17, 2018

Lil Pump

The rapper who dropped out of Harvard to “save the rap game” but is the first rapper people point to when lamenting about mumble rap.

Lil Pump arose to fame by publishing a song where he repeated “Gucci Gang” over and over again and described his nonexistent sexual exploits.

Lil Pump by True_Lust July 21, 2019