Lentil Muncher

An idiotic, lazy or incompetent person

Dave did absolutely no work today, what a lentil muncher

by Paffyboi777 January 8, 2026

Lentils Day

The last Sunday in May. Dedicated to drinking with the boys. Usually at spoons

Person 1: Bret, Josh, Luke and Dan are getting absolutely smashed this Sunday
Person 2: Oh yeah, why’s that?
Person 1: Are you crazy? It’s Lentils Day!!

by Paffyboi777 January 9, 2026

Meccing Lentil

A mythical creature with a rubbery face, an abundance of hair, and long claws. A documentary, done by Abuda North Coast Productions, called "Attack of the Meccing Lentil" can be found circulating in underground movie and monster enthusiast circles. In the case of the movie, the Meccing Lentil turned out to be a hoax perpetrated by Billy.

Ahhh! Run for your lives, it's the Meccing Lentil!

by geekordork November 16, 2003

general lentils

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by yahiamice December 20, 2016

Green Lentil

1) secret ingredience often used by austrians as a afrodisiacum.
2) Green lentil soup = Café Weidinger's dish served on a (first date/Thursdays)

"Got any cool secrets about green lentils you feel like sharing?"

by otteich4 May 22, 2018

bi-lenol

tylenol, but for bisexuals

Person 1 (bisexual): "I'm feeling a bit sick.."
Person 2: "Take some bi-lynol, maybe it'll help"
Person 1: “Why not Tylenol?”
Person 2:”Bi-lenol works better for bisexuals”

by arte August 29, 2022

Steaming lenile

A steaming lenile Is another way to describe human feaces (shit). It is colloquial way of saying poo in front of people you are shy with.

Siga: where is u man going?
Adam: im finna take a steaming lenile

by user28579825 September 18, 2023